The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... NEW: COMMONS COMBAT Parliament is getting busy again, it's time for the UK Autumn Budget and PMQs is back! Outside No. 10, your ministerial car will now start appearing whenever it feels like it, and whisk you off to The Commons, where the Leader of the Opposition awaits. Hurl Insults, Tell a Dad Joke, or just Blame the EU! Do whatever it takes to battle out your record in Parliament and try and leave without embarrassing yourself or damaging your factions. Also: - Not in the mood? Send the Deputy PM in your place. - Prime Ministers can now resign, after at least 3 months (that's 1.5x longer than the life of a lettuce FYI). - With El Niño around the corner, storms, snow and seasonal holiday decorations are forecast for Downing Street. - iPhone Duo support: unfold and see the full scale of the crisis. We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... - Crises updates, new storylines and scenarios We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... - Our Chief Mouser has finally arrived and is very busy with important mouse chasing business. You can grant them a leave of absence in the PM History Corridor. - Our beleaguered PM has decided to redecorate their office and the faction rooms, to boost national morale! - Custom curtains and lights are now available, our favourite, the 'Lockdown Party' setting. - Fixed a bug where scenarios would appear multiple times. We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... - Our Chief Mouser has finally arrived and is very busy with important mouse chasing business. You can grant them a leave of absence in the PM History Corridor. - Our beleaguered PM has decided to redecorate their office and the faction rooms, to boost national morale! - Custom curtains and lights are now available, our favourite, the 'Lockdown Party' setting. - Fixed a bug where scenarios would appear multiple times. We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... - Our Chief Mouser has finally arrived and is very busy with important mouse chasing business. You can grant them a leave of absence in the PM History Corridor. - Our beleaguered PM has decided to redecorate their office, to boost national morale! - Curtains have been replaced, at significant cost to the tax payer. - Even more achievements, for your woeful attempts at governing... We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... - New PM's have arrived to take over when you ultimately fail... We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... - New PM's have arrived to take over when you ultimately fail... We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... - Downing Street has had an expansion! Have a look inside the new PM study and faction rooms! - iPad enhancements We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... - We are pleased to announce we have taken the motorway north and have decided to govern from The North! - Tap the No. 10 door to now have a look inside the building. - EVEN MORE scenarios and storylines. We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... - New PMs for Britain to choose from! - No. 10 building has been power washed and inner rooms re-designed. - New scenarios and storylines. We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... - PM Customisation Appearances are apparently still important and so we are allowing the public to pick their next PM, party colour and name. - Election Fixes On this side of the house we believe elections should be FAIR and FREE. Parliament will now be prorogued a few months before an election. Let the public enjoy the campaign period! We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates... - PM Customisation Appearances are apparently still important and so we are allowing the public to pick their next PM, party colour and name. - Election Fixes On this side of the house we believe elections should be FAIR and FREE. Parliament will now be prorogued a few months before an election. Let the public enjoy the campaign period! We wish to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - Medium & Hard mode There is talk that the PM has had it too easy as of late and has been challenged to deal with even more levels of absurdity. - More Scenarios The in-tray for the PM's agenda has been filled higher, with more ... reasonable requests. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to announce the following ministerial updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - Queen of the Humber There is speculation of a leadership challenge by a local mayor. We in the PM's office obviously deny such events... - More Scenarios The in-tray for the PM's agenda has been filled higher, with more ... reasonable requests. - PM History Charts You can now see your predecessors time in office more clearly and share their downfall. - Accessibility Improvements This government is committed to the needs of the public and so has made many accessibility improvements. That is all. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to lay before the House the following ministerial updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - Queen of the Humber There is speculation of a leadership challenge by a local mayor. We in the PM's office obviously deny such events... - More Scenarios The in-tray for the PM's agenda has been filled higher, with more ... reasonable requests. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to lay before the House the following ministerial updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - Reshuffles! The PM now has the right to reshuffle their cabinet, and it is in no way a reflection of their popularity. - Landscaping No. 10 has undergone some landscaping, that is all. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to lay before the House the following ministerial updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - Reshuffles! The PM now has the right to reshuffle their cabinet, and it is in no way a reflection of their popularity. - Landscaping No. 10 has undergone some landscaping, that is all. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to lay before the House the following ministerial updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - We've spent a LOT of taxpayer money giving No. 10 a makeover. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to lay before the House the following updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - A new in-tray full of cris- I mean, legislative documents. - Improvements to the department of assets and pretty colours. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to lay before the House the following ministerial updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - Accessibility improvement, including VoiceOver, Dark Interface, Reduced Motion and more. - Improvements to the department of assets and pretty colours. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.

The Prime Minister's Office is pleased to lay before the House the following ministerial updates, delivered with the confidence of a government that has absolutely everything under control. - Accessibility improvement, including VoiceOver, Dark Interface, Reduced Motion and more. - Improvements to the department of assets and pretty colours. The PM's spokesperson wishes to assure the public that any previous bugs were entirely the fault of the opposition, and their removal represents a decisive victory for the British people.