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Top 10 iOS games of 2012 - Metacritic.com
"Ridiculous yet Amazing" - USA Today
"Best Casual Game of 2012" - Best App Ever Awards
Pizza Vs. Skeletons is an epic, ridiculous 2D physics platformer about a 25-foot-tall pizza smashing its way through land, sea, sky, and outer space. Crush skeletons, dodge trouble, dress up your delicious hero, chase three challenges in every level, and somehow make pizza sumo feel normal.
Now tuned for modern iPhone and iPad:
+ Smoother 60 FPS pizza-smashing action
+ Updated rendering for current iOS versions
+ Separate Music and Sound Effects controls
+ Fixed Game Center sign-in, leaderboards, and achievements
+ 120 levels of handcrafted 2D mayhem
OUR PROMISE TO YOU:
No ads. No getting suckered into buying more stuff later. The whole game, for one price, for all updates, forever.
WARNING!
This is not a tiny snack. Each level has three tiers of challenges, and things get tough by the end. Don’t worry, we’ll ease you in gently before the pizza-related mayhem becomes your whole personality.
What can a 25-foot-tall pizza do? Well, pretty much EVERYTHING*
= Crush fossilized ostriches
= Rescue Schnauzer puppies
= Stomp obnoxious cupids
= Learn karate
= Sumo wrestle an alien
= Ski with comrades
= Demolish a haunted skyscraper
= Eat fugu
= Bounce on space marshmallows
= Smash the great pyramids
= Celebrate Dia de los Muertos
= Visit the moon
= Protect civilians
= Thwart a UFO abduction
= Be a pirate
= Don't be a pirate
= Go nuclear
*Yes, you can actually do all this and far more!
FEATURES
+ 120 fantastically ridiculous levels
+ 3 distinct challenges in each level
+ Dozens of enemies
+ Huge bosses
+ Customize the perfect hero with over a quarter million combinations
+ Universal app for iPhone and iPad
+ Game Center leaderboards and achievements
+ High-resolution art and lovingly ridiculous animation
Riverman Media is two brothers who have dedicated their lives to the art of 2D game making.
This game is amazing. The artwork is of top quality and very quirky. The variety of game types is plentiful, and the tilt controls are spot on. Very very responsive and intuitive.I'm currently sitting on top of the pile in GameCenter, apart from an obvious cheater who has a score of 69 million. Please delete him ASAP. Also a request to the Devs; in future updates please just keep doing what you are doing :) it works perfectly. Don't waste your valuable creative time integrating touch controls for an ignorant minority who never stop moaning. They'll just find something else to moan about if you meet their request. I usually don't get on with tilt controls, but this is the game they were invented for! Spot on, and just feels natural. Good work!
It’s the same levels again and again!
roy orbo o son
Game claims to have 125 levels then it starts off ok then after level 8 you realise your playing the same levels time after time with only slight differences! It’s a con really I was bored after the second time of rescuing dogs and sliding down mountains again and again and again time after time with only a small number of new levels introduced rarely throughout the game , I mean it’s just lazy and a shame that they couldn’t think of new levels and had to replay the same ones because the game looks great plays great it’s just dull after you realise it’s the same levels over and over forever, Yet everyone is giving it 5 stars maybe they haven’t got past the first 8 levels and haven’t realised it’s the same stuff over and over only with slightly different hats !
Amazing game! New update!
Rudd3rs
Love this game. It’s been on my iPhone for years. My kids grew up loving this game. Used to play it when they were small and now they’re just about to head off to uni. Crazy times. 6 years since the previous update. Excited to be back!
Developer Response
We’re so grateful for this kind review! It’s incredible that Pizza Vs. Skeletons has been part of your family’s story all the way to university. We’re thrilled the new update brought you back after all these years! -Riverman Paul
Finally
Axepoo
Finally I found you after years of searching
Fixes the unintended skeleton in Wrecking Ball level 10-6.
Version 2.2.5
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Information
Provider
Riverman Media LLC
Size
400.5 MB
Category
Action
Compatibility
Requires iOS 16.4 or later.
iPhone Requires iOS 16.4 or later.
iPad Requires iPadOS 16.4 or later.
Mac Requires macOS 13.3 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
