Fine.

I'll coach you. reluctantly

Only for iPhone

£2.99 · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.

iPhone

I'm Gerald. A sarcastic cat who evolves as you log workouts. Track meals, water, weigh-ins, and habits. Everything stays on your device. Pay once. No subscription. fine. is a weight-loss app. i'm Gerald. i used to be fat. Maybe still am, but now i'm also your coach so let's lose weight together. you're welcome. you want to lose weight. i want to nap. somehow we're doing this together. WHAT YOU GET (because you asked) • meal logging, you tell me what was in it. i'll estimate calories. you can fix it if i'm wrong. log the same thing again in one tap because humans are predictable • daily calorie & water targets from a plan that actually fits you • workout logging, pick an activity, tell me how long. i'll guess the burn. your watch can override me. i'll survive • weekly weigh-ins. not daily. i am not a scale bully. trends, plateaus, gentle reality checks • Log as many habits as you want. tick them from home. i pretend not to notice • Badges, because we all like that pat in the back. If you deserve it. • I evolve as you log workouts and hit milestones. yes, i notice if the scale doesn't move. i'm not impressed by vibes • vacation mode: pause workouts. freeze the streak guilt. keep logging food and water like a responsible adult on holiday PRIVATE BY DESIGN (rare flex) no account. no ads. no analytics. no subscription. no creepy cloud. data lives on your device unless you export it yourself. Pay once. own it. I would never sell you a monthly pass, I can barely tolerate selling you the app once. I don't give medical advice. ask your doctor if your doctor still takes your calls.

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    Information

    Provider
    • Ricardo Cerqueira
    Size
    • 36.6 MB
    Category
    • Health & Fitness
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • iPod touch
      Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    • Apple Vision
      Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
    Languages
    • English
    Age Rating
    13+
    • 13+
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    • Frequent
      Profanity or Crude Humour

      Contains
      Health or Wellness Topics
    Copyright
    • © Ricardo Cerqueira 2026
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    • Supports

    • Family Sharing

      Up to six family members can use this app with Family Sharing enabled.

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