AbsurdScroller
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Gratis · Acquisti in‑app · Progettata per iPad
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Tired of doom-scrolling through anxiety-inducing headlines?
Welcome to AbsurdScroller - where the news is fake, the stories are wild, and the laughs are real!
What is AbsurdScroller?
AbsurdScroller is a satirical news simulator that generates progressively absurd AI-powered headlines just for you. Think of it as doom-scrolling without the doom - just pure, unhinged entertainment.
Real Fake News
Finally, news you KNOW is fake! No more second-guessing reality. Enjoy satirical headlines that start somewhat believable and spiral into complete absurdity. From "Cats Form Labor Union" to "Felines Reveal Alien Origins" - watch stories escalate into glorious chaos.
Create Your Own Chaos
Got a wild idea? Turn it into a full narrative! Type any absurd concept and watch our AI transform it into a complete news cycle with:
- Realistic-looking headlines and sources
- AI-generated images for every story beat
- Progressive escalation from plausible to absolutely unhinged
- Instagram-style cards that look eerily authentic
Made for Mindless Scrolling
- Infinite scroll of ridiculousness
- Pull-to-refresh for instant new narratives
- Timer tracking your "doom scroll" session
- Share your favorite absurd stories with friends
- No algorithms pushing anxiety - just pure entertainment
Features That Spark Joy
- **Random Mode**: Let AI surprise you with completely unpredictable storylines
- **Custom Mode**: Input your wildest ideas and watch them evolve
- **Trending Topics**: AI finds real trending subjects and absurdifies them
- **Continue Stories**: Not absurd enough? Extend narratives with 15 more headlines
- **Share Mode**: Show off your creations (because if it's not shared, did it really happen?)
Why You'll Love It
- Perfect for when you need a mental break from actual news
- Great conversation starter at parties ("Did you see the one about non-slip socks?")
- Harmless procrastination that actually makes you laugh
- Surprisingly creative way to explore "what if" scenarios
- Zero anxiety, 100% absurdity
Who Is This For?
- Anyone who doom-scrolls but wishes it was funnier
- People who appreciate satirical humor and absurdist comedy
- Social media addicts looking for content that won't stress them out
- Creative minds who love watching ideas spiral out of control
- Anyone who's ever thought "the real news is weird enough already"
How It Works
1. **Open the app** → Get a random absurd narrative
2. **Scroll through** → Watch the story escalate from 0 to 100
3. **Pull to refresh** → Start a completely new story
4. **Create custom narratives** → Turn YOUR ideas into news cycles
5. **Share the madness** → Send your favorites to friends
The Perfect Break
AbsurdScroller is your guilt-free escape from reality. No misinformation, no hidden agendas, no anxiety - just AI-powered satire that knows it's ridiculous.
Take a break from real fake news. Enjoy some REAL fake news instead!
Terms of Use: https://absurd.varsalus.com/terms
Privacy Policy: https://absurd.varsalus.com/privacy
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Informazioni
- Dimensioni
- 20 MB
- Categoria
- Casual
- Compatibilità
Richiede iOS 14.0 o versioni successive.
- iPhone
Richiede iOS 14.0 o versioni successive. - iPad
Richiede iPadOS 14.0 o versioni successive. - iPod touch
Richiede iOS 14.0 o versioni successive. - Mac
Richiede macOS 11.0 o versioni successive e un Mac con chip Apple M1 o versioni successive.
- Lingue
- Inglese
- Età
16+
- 16+
- Poco frequente
Violenza in cartoni animati o fantasy
Volgarità o humour dissacrante
Contenuto horror/paura
Uso o riferimenti ad alcol, tabacco o sostanze stupefacenti
Contiene
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- Acquisti in-app
Sì
- Bundle Monthly 5,99 €
- Bundle Lifetime 59,99 €
- Bundle Yearly 39,99 €
- Premium Monthly 2,99 €
- Premium Yearly 34,99 €
- Fornitore
Varsalus, Inc
- Varsalus, Inc non si identifica come operatore commerciale per questa app. Se ti trovi all’interno dello Spazio economico europeo, i diritti dei consumatori non si applicano agli accordi tra te e il fornitore.
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- © Varsalus, Inc.