Roast My NPC: Comeback Quiz
Savage Replies & Roast Battles
Only for iPhone
Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
300+ savage comebacks. 8 ridiculous NPCs. How long can you keep your streak? New dialogues added regularly!
Think you're funny? Prove it.
Roast My NPC is a fast-paced quiz game where annoying NPCs challenge you with ridiculous statements — and you have to pick the most savage comeback before time runs out.
HOW TO PLAY
- An NPC appears and says something absurd
- Choose 1 of 3 replies — only one is the ultimate roast
- Answer fast! The timer is ticking
- Build your streak, defeat NPCs, earn your title
8 RIDICULOUS NPC TYPES
- Toxic Boss who thinks lunch breaks are for losers
- Conspiracy Guy who did his "own research"
- Drama Friend who is "literally shaking right now"
- Internet Troll with nothing but ratio energy
- Fake Motivational Guru selling vibes for $999
- And rare NPCs: Crypto Bro, German Bureaucrat, Internet Philosopher
300+ UNIQUE DIALOGUES
Every round is different. Sharp writing, internet humor, and comebacks you'll wish you thought of first.
FEATURES
- Lightning-fast gameplay (30-90 second sessions)
- Streak system with SAVAGE MODE at 20
- Difficulty scales as you improve
- Share your best roasts on social media
- Haptic feedback & sound effects
- No signup required — just play
Can you defeat all the NPCs?
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- Identifiers
- Usage Data
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Information
- Provider
- Enes Koc
- Size
- 27.7 MB
- Category
- Trivia
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Infrequent
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Sexual Content or Nudity
- Copyright
- © 2026 Enes Koc