On iOS 26, the Liquid Glass API makes everything shimmer and glide. But we didn’t stop there. On iOS 18 and beyond, your eyes can enjoy our custom components — smooth, sleek, and beautiful. HackerReads. Gorgeous everywhere. - probably Morgan Freeman

Yo! Bugs? Crushed. App? Smooth, fast, clean… like the perfect batch, man. Everything’s tight, everything works. Yeah Mr. White... Yes Science.. - Cook-In-Chief

Patch 2:6 “For bugs were many and grievous, but lo, we cast them into the void; and stability walked among thee.”

Broken, the Jobs tab was. Show jobs, it would not. Fixed it, we have. Try again button, gone it is. Find your path to employment, now you can. Strong with the Force, this update is. -Yoda, Senior Debugging Jedi

The App Has Grown More Powerful Not because it crashed… …but because we trained it.

Performance upgraded. It’s running smoother than your dad’s dance moves at weddings (which isn’t saying much, but still).

John 3:16 “For John so loved scrolling TechCrunch, that he asked it be not forgotten; that whosoever tappeth a story should not wander, but return to their place. And lo, that which was read shall fade, that it be known and touched no more.” Austin 3:16 “Says I just fixed your bug.”

I have a dream... That one day, endless scrolling will be judged not by the length of its list, but by the smoothness of its pages. I have a dream... That users will sit down, open the app, and say: "Look! It loads like it’s supposed to." Today, that dream is reality. Pagination is fixed. Scroll in peace.

Executive Order — HackerReads v2.0 By Presidential Authority of the App Store and in response to the voice of the people — the best people — the following order is hereby enacted: Section 1. Citizens everywhere have declared: “We love HackerReads, but we don’t have time to read everything.” Section 2. Effective immediately, AI-Powered Summaries are now live. Very smart. Extremely efficient. Saves time — tremendous time. Section 3. People are calling it the greatest update in app history. I’m not saying that, but people are. A lot of people. Section 4. This is a big win for readers. A beautiful update. Fast, powerful, and maybe the smartest feature ever added to an app. Signed, proudly and strongly, The Commander-in-Read

By the power vested in me by the App Store, I declare that I launched this app with great hope, only to discover some rather embarrassing bugs soon after. This update removes those issues and delivers a more stable, reliable experience for everyone. Because, after all, every user deserves an app that just works. — Abraham Lincoln (probably)