SGSecur‪e‬ 12+

Good initiative but poor marketing. Forcing people to download a stupid app no matter how righteous your cause is will only net you negative reviews. You cannot have your cake and eat it. Sure, you might artificially inflate the numbers and maybe some regulars can go for a Tiger Beer in Gombak Mess later for fulfilling their ridiculous quota, but you can't expect people to give you a 5-star rating for an utter waste-of-bandwidth. Well, I guess this wayang initiative would be a great way to pad your resumes, no?

The silly so-called Gen X-ers and Baby Boomers calling Millenials a Strawberry Generation with their negative reviews should all sign on and show us how it should be done since they seem to be extra garang despite their old age. And if any of them are regulars, then wow, you guys sure are salty whiners, aren't you? Calling si-ginnas whiny but you guys are complaining about people complaining, and still can sound so righteous and full of yourself with that is laughable at best.

Edit: Found a new hidden function in app, it integrates with my LBV, causing it to home in on and fly towards my location like in the Ironman movies. Except less cool.

一个风和日丽的早上, I was watching anime and then my dad came into the living room and started shouting at me for being such a pathetic, jobless disappointment. He got so worked up that he suffered a stroke and began reciting the bible in Russian. Luckily I whipped out my phone and snapped a picture of my paralysed father and sent it to SG SECURE. Not even a second later, a horde of Taoist zombies began banging on the door trying to break in. I got scared and started praying to Buddha when all of a sudden, the SCDF came crashing through the window and started shooting at the zombies. Then Halimah Yacob broke in through the wall wearing a mech suit from Gundam, scaring the zombies and making them scurry away.
After she did that, Nathan Hartono and Benjamin Kheng rose into the sky while singing Count on Me Singapore. When the song was over, they both reached out to me with $1000 each and a Ya Kun Kaya Toast coupon and said “Don’t be scared child, we are here for you.” My mother arrived home at the time and fainted from the shock. As they packed up to leave everyone clapped and said “All hail the brave child.” I will never forget that day. Thank you SGSecure for saving my life! May my mother and father smile at you from heaven (my mother had a heart attack when she fainted from the shock) :)

Rlly good app to promote safety but I saw another app (not sure what its called) but it allows you to press and hold this button for three seconds and it'll send your gps coordinates + personal info etc to the police and somebody close that you've inputted ( I think). But if you're safe, you can just input your password within the ten seconds after you've pressed and no alert will be sent out. So I thought this would be a good idea to implement here since some situations dont allow for you to talk or type much and it would be faster like this. However, there could be a lot of pranks if this did happen so maybe you can ask people to key in their nric as personal info as well so they wouldnt dare to anyhow send since they could be tracked down easily. Idk haha just a thought since I think that app idea was pretty smart.