SergeantSnark Step Counter Fun

Ultimate Pedometer Awesomeness

Free · In-App Purchases · Designed for iPhone

Tired of your boring step counter apps and buying activity devices? Try one that's funny AND entertaining and works from your iPhone and Apple Watch. Sergeant Snark! Why not have a laugh while you're putting in all those "hard-earned" steps? This snarky little app will remind you to get it going when you're frozen in place (or in the space-time continuum). Sergeant Snark WILL have you getting your steps on and laughing at the same time. This is for those who like some snarky, quick jab comedy. Don't expect Sergeant Snark to go easy on you. He made us do many steps just to get this app ready, but our face hurts with laughter. No need for an activity device! It counts steps right from your phone or Apple Watch. Just need to have your phone or Apple Watch with you while you walk. Sergeant Snark awaits. Don't disappoint the Sarge! Includes an Apple Watch app and some handy stickers for taunting and cajoling your friends. Requires iPhone 5s or higher if you want it to work.

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Updated for iOS26

The developer, nanoStak LLC, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .

  • Data Used to Track You

    The following data may be used to track you across apps and websites owned by other companies:

    • Health & Fitness
    • Contact Info
    • Identifiers
    • Usage Data
    • Diagnostics
  • Data Linked to You

    The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:

    • Contact Info
    • Identifiers
    • Usage Data
    • Diagnostics
  • Data Not Linked to You

    The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:

    • Health & Fitness

Privacy practices may vary based, for example, on the features you use or your age. Learn More

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  • Provider
    • nanoStak LLC
  • Size
    • 19.4 MB
  • Category
    • Health & Fitness
  • Compatibility
    Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    • Apple Vision
      Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
    • Apple Watch
      Requires watchOS 10.0 or later.
  • Languages
    • English
  • Age Rating
    13+
    • 13+
    • Infrequent
      Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References
  • In-App Purchases
    Yes
  • Copyright
    • © 2025 nanoStak LLC