植物暴打怪兽 - 怪兽大作战策略网‪游‬ 4+

Two avocados plus a tapeworm cooked in a biscuit make the best chair a cat could have

(Review on at the bottom but first let’s hear from my friend Karen)

(No really at the end is an actual review)

Chapter 1
Benjamin’s atrocities

THIS GAME HAS MADE MY SONS MIND TURN INTO HAM!!1!1

I needed a tutor for my son Tommy, BUT BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL GAME I BOUGHT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SERVE AS A TUTOR FOR HIM WAS ABISAMALLDMJD!!

AFTER I BOUGHT TOMMY PLANTS VS GNOMES (Goblins) HE STARTED TO THINK ABRAHAM LINCOLN KILLED GOBLINS IN WIRLD WAR Z! I KNEW HIS MIND WAS STARTING TO DETERIORATE AFTER PLAYING THAT!

Seeking advice due to Tommy’s mind becoming a void I seek Ed advice; my brother, Esophagus, said that he played this game and his son became historically accurate to the Great Depression. Now, He said he played it not his son, but my stupid brother was once worth more than the White House so I knew I had to pack my sandwiches 🥪

I bought this game for my presous Tommy BUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WAS SHOCKING!

chapter 4
A shock to the brain, 🧠 gingerbread brain 🍪

When I got home Tommy was banging his head on the wall in my room. I sprayed Tommy with some acid I got at my teachers science lab (the one that burns stuff) and Tommy started to pay attention. You see he has eighty hds, and for a 56 year old that’s pretty impressive. I showed him the game and he made a noise that sounded happy but also like his cornea itched again.

When I left to go get some gummy’s for my tummy I saw my house was in ruins…

Chapter 72
A new breakfast 🥞

When I got back home THE ENTIRE HOUSE WAS DESTROYED! I realized I went to my dentists house and I turned left instead of right. Ohio is pretty tricky

When I got back to my real house 🏡 Tommy was playing the game. Tommy started shapeshifting into plants and punched the mailman.

He does not like mail.

Tommy then threw my computer out the window! I took Tommy’s iPad -7 away and he started sobbing 😭 I then checked the iPad and saw these jello fellows attacking the orchids I bought yesterday

I got so mad a threw it at Jeff Kinney

Chapter 928

Tommy got out the machine phone and I knew I wasn’t going to make it out alive. Tommy started default dancing while I made my move

“Six foots right.” I remember the old man saying. “If I don’t make it” I said to Harriet, “Sell the house to Jimbo!”

Tommy attacked and struck my 5th foot located at N 73 W 38 S 82 E 47

Fin.

The real review

Ok now this is the real review lol.

Ok so this is just another plants vs zombies ripoff. It’s like Plants vs Goblins but worse. This company really make plants vs goblins look good 👍

Plants vs goblins at least was… different in looks. Like a reskin. This game is just a complete copy. THEY DIDN'T EVEN TRY SOMETHING NEW WITH THE SUNFLOWERS 🌻

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ITS JUST PVZ BUT WORSE, PLANTS VS GOBLINS BUT WORSE, AND BORING! If you have ADHD you will not get through this (unless you are unfamiliar with pvz’s concept) I was barely paying attention and had more fun thinking about my terrible life choices like downloading this game!

Fun fact: If you translate the Japanese words in the menu; one of the buttons on it roughly translated to “commercial.” REALLY GUYS U HAVE A BUTTON TO WATCH ADS YOU COULD HAVE TRANSLATED JT LIKE HOW YOU TRANSLATED LOADING BUT NOOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST HAD TO MAKE EVERYTHING ADS!

That’s what this game is. Just a copy of pvz that’s more unoriginal than other copies. At least plants vs goblins was basically a reskin and added 2 new mechanics. I couldn’t even make it through this game through level 2. But something tells me it wasn’t going to add much more on the plate than pvz. I’m giving this 2 stars because well I just played two levels, but still the intentions of this are clear. Also I’m pretty sure that one 5 star rating was out by the devs.

Conclusion
Pvz copy that just crams ads in your face (8 per 3 minutes)

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Anyway peace ✌️ also if you read all of this I salute 🫡 you (besides u devs come on)