Like a child on Christmas morning this app was bestowed onto me by a fellow loved one. One afternoon, my Friend happened to fart, however, this fart wasn’t your typical fart. This fart turned out to be the most typical fart ever. I am talking about your most fartiest toot, fart 101, the first fart and last fart. The way that fart graced our ears I cant begin to translate into words.Thus began the hunt to replicate this fart. That is what led me to this intoxicating app. This beautiful, one of one, mind opening, love at first sight, reuniting with a long lost friend type of love. The emotions that fill me when I caress one of those bubbly colorful buttons. The tears that come to my eyes when i hear a perfect, beautiful but not to performative bruh mixed with a fart. Nothing could replicate, not even bringing a new life into this world could come close to the ecstasy and warmth a Bonk gets me. Thank you my long lost love, forever and always.💙

Hay get rid of purg stuff every one really likes the movie and people assaulted and raped people cause a mute aka a person with mutisum air a person that can’t talk cause of no voice or no way to talk on there own pressed it it’s kinda like a def person but they can here just not able to talk and the same with the launcher s and stuff they think that it’s legal in real life like there a purg launcher with noise they thought hay it means the purg movie stuff is started it doesn’t but got me raped and stuff

So I got this app for the nut button because I own a physical nut button but forgot to bring it along with me one day which was actually very devastating because it’s a staple in my everyday life.This app has been FRUITFUL. not ONLY the nut button but all of the other sounds are amazing. They’re perfect for adding sound effects when you read fanfic with friends. Now onto the downfalls. This app NEEDS a search button. So often I find myself missing the beat of the punchline because I cannot find the sound effect I need in time and it is quite embarrassing. Please add a sound effect search option!!!! But mostly this app is fantastic. Wolfstar forever.

I’ve been searching my entire life for a program to satisfy my narrative needs. With this application, I have finally fulfilled my life’s purpose. This program is absolutely impeccable in every way, and I am entranced by its beauty. From each soft round button to each succulent, crisp sound produced, this application brings me to tears. Thank you for changing my life and existence, forever. I love you and keep doing what you do.