I’ve only had this app for a grand total of about ten minutes but let me tell you I can feel my life changing for the better as I type this review. The moment I stumbled across this app, it was love at first sight. As a child, I would crawl around in my back yard and quack my mouth off for hours on end and enjoyed every second of it. But my parents never enjoyed it. I was forced to stop and I’m not allowed in the back yard anymore. I still miss it to this day. I never thought I’d ever again have the joy and excitement of being a duck but I guess I thought wrong. I was beginning to miss those duck days more and more as the days went on, and I’ve gotten all those memories back thanks to this app. My friends have never understood the true joy of being a duck, and always judge me when I randomly quack throughout the day. I do this because I miss being a duck and just hearing the glorious noise that comes from a duck relieves my sadness just one tiny bit. But I don’t even have to make the noises anymore. With this app it is one simple touch of a button, and you get music to your ears. No more worrying about straining your voice because you get unlimited quacks by just pressing a button. I would like to thank the creator of this app. This is the best app I have ever used and honestly the only app I’ll ever actually need to use from now on. Thank you, Thank you so much ❤️.

I downloaded this app on a whim, looking for something new to try. Something, fun, maybe to get my spirits up. Life has been rough lately. I just lost my pet duck to a rogue airplane which then crashed into my home, destroying all of my belongings. It was heartbreaking and since, I’ve been trying endlessly to feel anything other than a void of dark, endless, nothing. I turned to my phone for comfort, hoping to maybe find a fun game, or something funny, to get my spirits up. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would stumble across this. I started tearing up the second I saw the app and read the description. I knew I had to download it immediately. The anticipation and excitement I felt waiting for this to download was something I had never felt before. As soon as I played the simulator, I felt a whirlwind of emotions. I cried tears of joy, of sadness, of loss, of love. The feeling of being a wooden duck and going through this journey was life changing. After everything, I was finally able to feel something again. For the first time in what felt like forever, I was even able to feel hope. Hope that the future would turn out better. All thanks to this app. Thank you for creating this app and showing me how to truly feel for the first time in a very long time. I know the future is bright and it’s all thanks to you.

My entire family died from the plague. I couldn't move on with my life. Everything I did reminded me of my dead children and husband. I tried everything I could to be happy, but nothing worked. I cried every night, hoping someone could save me from the sadness of the plague taking everything I love from me. I thought there was no hope in life. I prayed, but there was no God to hear my pleas. I was on the edge of a cliff. I fled to the appstore in hopes of any sign that my life mattered. Then.... I found God, hidden in the Woodland Duck. I felt so drawn in by Him that I clicked the 'Download' button immediately. It downloaded instantly. It's as if God is Woodland Duck. I turned on my ringer, and I clicked on the duck. I heard his quack, and it was as if all of my sadness was cured in that moment. I heard my children and husband speaking to me through Him. I knew that He would make everything okay. I stepped away from the cliff's edge. Now, all day everyday, I click the Woodland Duck and I am reminded that no matter what, I will be okay. Every morning, I wake up to click on Him. His quack is like music to my ears. Every night, I click Him. I get overjoyed knowing that I'll be able to click Him in the morning. I cannot go to sleep without clicking Him at least once. When I wake up in the middle of the night, I click Him and I am immediately lulled back to sleep. I have given up eating. Clicking Him is the only sustenance I need. I eat, sleep, and breathe him. I am comforted every day knowing that I'll always have Him.

I didn’t know what I was lacking in life. Since I was a little fetus, I have known something in my life was missing. Years of depression and anxiety of never being complete. I have spent countless years trying to figure out what I was missing. My childhood was an udder disaster because I did not feel complete. My parents constantly tried to tell me that I was fine and needed to grow up. They kicked me out of the house and I had to fend for my self. YEARS of agony and despair, and trying to find scraps to eat. I constantly thought that maybe I just was not enough. I thought I never would be enough. Then I downloaded wood duck simulator. It told me to get up and do something about my situation. It told me stories about how when it was just a little duck, it had no life. It was mesmerizing. Inspiring. Just amazing. So I did. I got up and I started a new life with a new friend. A guardian. My own master oogway. Or my own little Danny devito. My little Gordon Ramsey. This little virtual duck is more than a duck. It is my best friend, and the family that never loved me. This duck is happiness. This duck is love. This duck is life. Never again will my life be the same. For now I have my guardian duck. If you ever think for one minute that you are not good enough. You are wrong and the duck can show you the way. If you ever think that you do not need this duck, you are absolutely ducking wrong. He is passion. He is courage. And he is strength. The strength of flex tape to be exact. This may be hard to believe but he is stronger than flex tape and he will teach you the ways. You need this app. Life. Changing.