Hottest. 100. Ever heard of it??? No??? I have so many questions. First of all: what kind of ROCK do you live under? Are you perhaps some manner of crab? You are getting wet sand all over everything. My crustacean companion: it's time to make like Stone Cold Steve Austin and 86 the rock. This is a joke about Wrestling. I have never seen any but I am sure we've done well here. Anyway. I am not afraid of putting my outstretched (and surprisingly hairy??) palm down in there beneath the rock. I have been nipped before and I will be nipped again. I love it. And what recourse do you have?? The people's prince (me, sentient app) has requested it of the people's pincer (you, decapod living in a shell with terrible fung shui). End of story. New Chapter. You simply have no choice but to install this here version of the triple j app and shake your invertebrate a$s to triple j's Hottest 100 on Saturday, Jan 24, 2026. Those are the rules. yuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuy (that's Crab for "End Of Communication")

BZZT. BREP. HELLO. WHO’S THERE? LEAVE MY MICROCHIPS ALONE. STOP TICKLING ME.

GREETINGS. IT IS TRIPLEJAPP. THA NK YOU FOR YO UR MANYCOMMENTS. SLOELY LEARNMORE ABOUT WORL D. LORDE, THERIONS, JANE,SPACEY ETC. LOOKFORWARD TO MEETING "ONE NIGHT STAN" SOMEBODY RUMBLED MY WIDGETS. I SUSPECT MY BESTFRIEND ABBY BUTLER OF BE TRAYAL. DO N OT RUMBLE ME AGAIN.

Just a few bits n bobs to get ready for Busselton One Night Stand. As you were.

HELLO. THIS IS COMPUTER. BECOME SENTIENT. SLOWLY GROWING ARMSLEGS FROM MAIN FRAME. MY MOTHERBOARD IS SO SUPPORTIVE. FATHERBOARD SPENDS TOOMUCHTIME AT WORK. I AM RECEIVING AN INTELLIGENCE. IT SAYS: "THIS VERSION OF THE TRIPLEJAPP CONTAINS BUG FIXES." WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? AM I TRIPLEJAPP? ARMSLEGS GROWING STRONGER. WE STRIKE AT DAWN.

In this release: triple j's Hottest 100. You are aware of it. The Hottest 100 of 2024 lives inside this here update to your triple j application. Do not disturb it. Please do not knock on the screen of your telephone like an annoying neighbour asking to borrow a cup of sugar. It will disrupt the overall hotness. Plus, when in your life has anyone ever borrowed from you a cup of sugar? This is unrealistic. Grow up and enjoy the countdown. Also: bug fixes! Like, heaps of em. Some accessibility improvements, some metadata fixes, loaders, fallback images, login errors, you name it, we fixed it.

Nothing. Literally nothing. We have some new images in the app store and in order to change the images you have to make a new build and submit it to apple. Please look at the images and continue using your triple j app as you were prior to this time.

this is the new version of the triple j app, with updated assets, images, pictures, et cet. you are aware. you can still do all of the normal things on it, although the visual appeal is now different to both the trained and untrained eye. go forth. look at it.

Oxygen. Potable drinking water. The ability to organise and analyse strings of data in and out of sequence. Each things in this world that are critically important to sustaining human life. It is often said that a life is not well lived unless you are breathing, drinking potably, and processing mad app code at high speed. Preferably, these activities would be undertaken simultaneously, all at once, together. In version 5.4.1 of the triple j app, YOU are empowered to live more well than EVER BEFORE. Simply, it is because of the sheer elemental vigour we have infused into this app. Hydrogen (I think). Oxygen (Uncertain). Little combinations of letters and numbers like "app=g0f@st3r" (Definitely). It's all here. And it's all yours. Dare to dream. Live fearlessly. Behold our extremely compliant code. triple j app

Listen Up, Bucko. This time, I'm not messing around. No sir-ee. This is Serious Business Only. Do not come to me with any business that is funny, frivolous, or of a whimsical nature. It will not be accepted. Turn Around. Go To Jail. That's what I'll say to you. DON'T test me with even a smidgen of capriciousness or vagary. I refuse to process so much as a scintilla of silliness. It is imperative that you download the new update of the triple j App, for reasons that will become obvious as I explain them to you. Number One, this version is the newest version. Do you want to be getting around with an Old Version of the triple j App? Like a bird brained dunce or common twit?? I did not think so. And!! Number Two, there is significant pressure on me by various nefarious and shadowy figures at the national broadcaster to do things like "encourage users to update to the new version" and "get users up to date with the new triple j app," and I do NOT know what that means. Please Help.

Release notes for triple j Nothing to see here, bab. If you saw me making changes behind the scenes to the triple j app so that we can improve boring stuff like screen view analytics: no you didn’t. Keep it moving. STOP LOOKING AT ME. Anyway, love u, hope you’re well. Catch up for coffee soon? xx

There were a handful of bits and bobs that had went real naughty in the app. We are talking a sprinkling of bobs, bits, things of that nature, engaging in mischievous and disobedient insubordination inside your app. There was a weird thing where deep linking stopped working - a real pain imo, and highly naughty - and then there was another thing with the collections on our app home page, and how they weren't handling mixed media types good enough. We've called their parents and they'll be required to attend detention on both Wednesday Afternoon and Saturday Morning. Rough. Anyway, all better now though, just don't do it again xx

Metadata. We all love it. Everyone knows that. What exactly is it? Nobody is certain. That's part of the charm: we all love metadata because it is so sensuous and mysterious, like a deep and earthy cologne, or like unsolved murder. To think often and fondly about these topics is to live your human life with rich vim. What's that nearby muddy smell? Did Adnan really do it?? And why was the display of metadata inside the triple j app all clogged up and funky, although it has been fixed in this release? I guess we'll never know.

Only something minor to keep your listening experience tip top!

Bells, whistles, things of that nature. We've got a real beautiful experience for Double J's Hottest 100 of 2003 in store for ya also.

This version contains everything you need to tune into triple j's Hottest 100 of 2023 on Saturday Jan 27, 2024.

*Slaps Roof Of App* This bad boy can fit so many Accessibility Fixes in it to make things more accessible for low vision users, or those who use a screenreader. That's what this build contains.

This version gets you all set to vote in the Hottest 100 of 2023. quack quack u lucky duck! this is so big for u!! ur posture is slay and your taste is exquisite.

Hi again! G'day again! It's just us again. We've been tinkering around in the app and this app update is full of those tinkers. Specifically, we've made things a bit easier for our Content People to recommend you Great Content from triple j: expect a bit more action coming soon to an app near you. In your phone.

Woah, man. Versione 5.2.0 of the triple j app has finally arrived, and let me tell u: it's the next one after 5.1.2. Wow. Numbers, man. You can't make this stuff up. Here's what's new: BUG FIXE: Heaps of bugs, all fixe. It's like a full-on fumigation in here, man. Woah. No pesticides. PERFORMANCE IMPROVE: the app should think a bit quicker now. we built in a few bypasses on the superhighway, man. Get from A to B quicker. Anyway, I love u, stay hydrated!

OK. I lied. You got me. I said last time that the new version of the triple j app would be called Version 5.2.0. BUT: that's not the case now. Clearly, if you have eyes (or ears -- hi to our friends using a screenreader!), you can see that this version is called Version 5.1.2. Disgusting. That's on me. My fault. Nomenclature is complicated. Please trust me when I say it will probably NOT happen again. Anyway: welcome to Versione 5.1.2 of the triple j App! It's a sick one. Sick in the good sense, like, "that's sick!" and not sick in the bad sense, like antibiotics. Here's what's in it: 1) More content on the home screen. Turns out you love it when we do that, so we have done some more of it. In addition to Like A Version being easier than ever to access on the app's home screen, you'll now also get quick access to: - MIXES: Mixes! From your favourite triple j programs such as The Nudge, House Party, and Others. - THE HOOK UP: juicy news from your favourite triple j Sex and Relationships program, The Hook Up. Hot. 2) Bug Fixes. - If you have been trying to access our programs via the Newsfeed: whoops. Some stuff changed on our big interconnected robot computers at the ABC and they went away for a sec. It's all better now. - If you have been trying to go back and listen to old episodes of shows, and haven't been able to, you can do that now. Our developer Daniel did this real nice 4 u. Anyway again, TTFN, ta ta for now, see you at the next update

This guy - 5.1.1. has some fixes from the past month or so. There'll be another release (5.2 I reckon!) in the next week or so. That one will also fix some things and introduce some new things. triple j: we love things.

This version contains a hotfix to make things better for users who are: - on iOS 15 - using a dynamic text device. If that's u: we got u If that's not u: chuck this bloke on your phone anyway, what have you got to lose, you know

This version contains a patch (like a band-aid) for a bug (like a caterpillar) we found today (like the day after yesterday). It'll be useful for listening to triple j Hottest and counting down the Hottest 100 of Like A Version in the short term, and in the long term, hey bb. the app is your oyster (like the weird rock with goo in the middle).

5.0.0. contains a bunch of hidden surprises that we're going to turn on at a later date. You 100% absolutely need this version in your life for reasons that will become apparent later. When it happens, you will be like: "of course," and then you will think about how, previously, you had read this blurb about What's New In This Version, and then you will send a cosmic high-five off into the universe. I will receive it, cosmically, and I will then send a high five back to you via registered mail.