PassiveNote
AI passive-aggressive notes
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad
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Is someone using your clearly labeled lunch from the office fridge? Did someone "forget" to replace the toilet paper again?
Welcome to Passive Notes - where AI helps you express your frustrations in the most politely devastating way possible!
What is Passive Notes?
Passive Notes is your AI-powered companion for crafting the perfect passive-aggressive message. Whether you need a note for the office kitchen, a message for your roommate, or a sign for that
neighbor who keeps parking in your spot, we've got you covered with notes that are technically polite but unmistakably pointed.
5 Levels of Passive Aggression
Choose your note intensity:
- Level 1 - Gentle Reminder: "Friendly reminder that this is a shared space :)"
- Level 2 - Pointed: "To whoever borrowed my stapler - I'm not mad, just disappointed"
- Level 3 - Passive-Aggressive Classic: "I hope you enjoyed my lunch! I made it with love"
- Level 4 - Weaponized Politeness: "Per my previous note (and the three before that)..."
- Level 5 - Nuclear Option: "This is fine. Everything is fine. I'm totally fine with this."
Note Categories
Generate notes for:
- Office kitchen crimes
- Bathroom etiquette violations
- Parking disputes
- Roommate reminders
- Neighbor notifications
- Custom situations (Premium)
Tone Options
Pick your passive-aggressive flavor:
- Corporate Professional
- Disappointed Parent
- Overly Cheerful
- Dramatically Sad
- Sarcastically Sweet
Features
- Instant Generation: Get notes in seconds
- Copy & Share: Share your masterpiece
- Favorites: Save your best notes for recurring issues
- Print Ready: Perfect formatting for posting
- Emoji Enhancement: Add that extra touch
Free to Play
- 5 notes per day
- All situations and tones
- All 5 intensity levels
- Copy and share functionality
Go Premium for:
- Unlimited note generation
- Custom situations - describe any scenario
- Custom tones - create your own voice
- Save unlimited favorites
- Ad-free experience
Download now and passive-aggressively improve your life!
Brought to you by Varsalus - making AI fun, one pointed note at a time.
- Support: https://absurd.varsalus.com
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- Terms: https://absurd.varsalus.com/terms
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- Contact Info
- Identifiers
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Information
- Seller
- Varsalus, Inc
- Size
- 17.8 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 14.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 14.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 14.0 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 14.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
16+
- 16+
- Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Lifetime $29.99
- Monthly $1.99
- Premium $19.99
- Copyright
- © Varsalus, Inc.