BadAdviceBureau
Intentionally terrible advice
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad
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Bad Advice Bureau is a satirical comedy app that generates intentionally terrible advice from a cast of hilariously misguided characters.
THIS IS SATIRE - DO NOT FOLLOW ANY ADVICE
MEET YOUR ADVISORS:
• Karen - Makes everything someone else's problem
• Chad - Bro wisdom for every situation
• Crystal - Crystals and vibes will fix everything
• Dr. Fill - Overly dramatic tough love
• Sensei - Ancient wisdom that makes no sense
• Mike - Bad life coach with empty motivation
• Uncle Tom - Your conspiracy-obsessed uncle
• Wall St Sam - A serially broke startup founder
• Captain Ahab - Pirate obsessed to the end
• Jane - A completely burnt out therapist
FEATURES:
• AI-generated comedic bad advice
• 10 unique advisor personalities
• Warning levels (1-5 skulls) for each piece of advice
• Save your favorite terrible advice
• Share the worst guidance with friends
SAFETY FIRST:
• All content is moderated for safety
• Harmful topics are automatically blocked
• Clear disclaimers on all advice
• Crisis resources available in-app
Perfect for:
• When you need a laugh
• Sharing ridiculous advice with friends
• Seeing how NOT to handle life's problems
Remember: This is entertainment only. For real problems, please consult qualified professionals.
Privacy Policy URL: https://absurd.varsalus.com/privacy
Terms URL: https://absurd.varsalus.com/terms
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Information
- Seller
- Varsalus, Inc
- Size
- 18.4 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 14.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 14.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 14.0 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 14.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
16+
- 16+
- Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Horror/Fear Themes
Contains
Health or Wellness Topics
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Yearly $19.99
- Monthly $1.99
- Lifetime $29.99
- Copyright
- © Varsalus, Inc.