Welcome to This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker - a unique incremental idle clicker where you flip cards to earn money, grow your hand, buy new decks, unlock powerful upgrades, discover new cards, and more. Can you defeat the Jester and escape the carnival?
Steam: Very Positive, 89%
GROW YOUR HAND
Buy new cards to increase your odds of hitting good hands. If you're rich enough, you can even break the rules and get over 5 cards.
ESTABLISH DOMINANCE
Even though the Jester doesn't like it, you can buy new decks of cards in order to play more hands at once. Use this to your advantage to grow those numbers even faster!
GET UPGRADED
Buy powerful upgrades using your hard earned coins, enabling you to progress quicker, open up new avenues, and take on the evil Jester!
GO ON EXPEDITIONS
Once unlocked, you can send your minions on expeditions to discover new otherworldy cards with powerful benefits. Upgrade these missions to provide even more powerful benefits as you progress. You can even unlock missions to destroy cards from your deck that you don't want, to ensure every hand is exactly how you want it.
ASCEND TO GREATNESS
Make a deal with the Jester to start over in exchange for Poker Chips (poker chips? But this ain't even poker...?), use those chips to buy even more powerful upgrades.
ESCAPE THE HOUSE OF CARDS
You're trapped in the Jester's domain, can you manage to defeat him and escape? Or will he keep you there, trapped forever in an endless cycle?
There is a lot going on in this game, and a bit of a learning curve. But it once you figure it out it’s a really fun way to pass the time.
Fun game.
Anonymmmous
I beat the game in about 6 hours total play time. I’m kinda disappointed there’s not much left to do besides rack up higher numbers. Honestly though I had a blast beating it. It was a fun play-through, but I think the boss should get harder each time or something so there is still something to work towards. I’m hoping the game gets updates in the future but I won’t be checking on it. The game could really use some more end game content. Worth the investment? Sure why not… kept me busy during a rather boring workday
This Ain’t Even Balatro, Ya Joker
Reviewing_Stuff4U
Very fun idle clicker. This is the epitome of the “numbers go up” genre. It’s nothing like Balatro, which I love, but this is just a totally different game and core mechanic. Like many idle games, the game expands quite a bit after a while so don’t get too bummed when you think you’ve hit a wall. Things will change and grow. Why only three stars? I love playing this game - for the 15 minutes I can get in before my iPad turns to smoldering hot metal and my battery is already dead. No joke - this is one of the most poorly optimized games I’ve ever played.
Pretty Fun, Has UI issues
bdcrisco98
The game is pretty fun to play but is short and also has multiple issues with the UI (particularly an issue for players on iPhone). In particular: the menus/buttons are very small which leads to consistently clicking out of them accidentally (a scale slider would be fantastic here). Also, the demolish card function is very difficult to identify separately from the create card function and this leads to constantly deleting cards you want by accident thinking that you are creating them.
QoL and bug fixing
Version 1.0.9
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