
Useless Advices
The road to being Useless Bro
Only for iPhone
Free · Designed for iPhone
iPhone
Stay Useless!
Ever felt too productive? Yeah, we hate that feeling too.
Welcome to Useless Bro, the only app on the App Store that actively tries NOT to help you. We’ve curated a collection of the world’s most pointless, absurd, and completely unactionable advice just for you.
Why this?
Daily "Tips": Every day at 9:00 AM, we’ll interrupt your busy life with a tip so useless it might actually make you smarter (it won't).
Widgets of Uselessness: Too lazy to open the app? Perfect. Add our widgets and get today’s useless advice straight from your Home Screen or Lock Screen. Maximum nonsense, minimum effort.
The Path to Glory: Collect enough nonsense to unlock the ultimate achievement: The "Useless Bro" Title.
Global Leaderboard: Compete with other Bros worldwide. Who’s the most unproductive? Finally, a race to the bottom!
Zero Utility, 100% Vibes: No life hacks here. Just pure, unadulterated nonsense.
Warning: This app will not help you lose weight, make money, or find love.
But it will help you become a certified Useless Bro.
Are you useless enough to reach the top of the leaderboard?
There’s only one way to find out.
Stay useless, Bro.
Privacy Policy: http://www.privacy.devweb.cc/useless-app-privacy-policy.html
Terms of Use: https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/
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Information
- Seller
- Tornike Despotashvili
- Size
- 9.9 MB
- Category
- Lifestyle
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 18.6 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 18.6 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 15.6 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 2.6 or later.
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- Copyright
- © 2025 Tornike Despotashvili
