Roast My Room: AI Room Roaster
AI Roasts Your Decor No Mercy
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Snap a photo of any room. AI analyzes every questionable decision you've made and roasts it. Design Crime Rating, letter grade, and shareable roast card included.
Think your room looks good? The AI will be the judge of that.
Roast My Room uses AI to scan your space and roast every questionable decision you've made. The cable nest behind your TV. The throw pillow covering the stain. The feng shui that's more feng shui-t. No room is safe. No decor choice goes unpunished.
HOW IT WORKS
Snap a photo of any room. AI analyzes every detail — clutter, colors, layout, cable management, that one weird poster. Get roasted in seconds.
WHAT YOU GET
A Design Crime Rating from 0 to 100 (most rooms fail). A letter grade — yes, F is on the table. A headline that hurts, and that you'll screenshot anyway. Five brutally specific roast observations. One actual Top Fix, if you're ready to change your life.
SAMPLE BURNS
"Your cable management looks like a snake had a seizure."
"That throw pillow isn't hiding anything. We see the stain."
"Congratulations, your room qualifies as a before photo."
PERFECT FOR
Roasting your own room before guests arrive. Roasting your friends' rooms — they started it. Sharing your shame on TikTok for clout. Settling the "my room is fine" argument once and for all.
SHAREABLE ROAST CARDS
Every roast generates a card with your score, grade, and worst burn — built for Instagram, TikTok, X, Snapchat, iMessage, or wherever people need to see your F rating.
FREE AND PRO
One free roast per day — enough to hurt. Pro unlocks unlimited roasts and roast history so you can track your downward spiral.
POWERED BY REAL AI
Every roast is generated fresh from your actual photo. No canned responses. Whatever is in your room, the AI finds it. And then it goes after it.
WARNING
This app will hurt your feelings. Your room will never look the same. Side effects include sudden urges to clean, rearrange furniture, and hide your cable management. All roasts are AI-generated for entertainment only — take nothing personally, especially the parts that are true.
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App store listing update
The developer, Ali3N Studios LLC, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Linked to You
The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:
- User Content
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
- Diagnostics
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Ali3N Studios LLC
- Size
- 18 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 16.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 16.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 16.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 13.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Age Rating
16+
- 16+
- Frequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Infrequent
Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References
Contains
Advertising
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Roast My Room Pro $2.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Ali3N Studios LLC
