Wok Tribunal: Motion Cooking
Cook it right — or stand trial
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
16 ways to destroy your kitchen, 30 dishes to stand trial for. Flick your wrist, toss the wok — and whatever happens, do NOT put pineapple on the margherita.
YOUR PHONE IS THE PAN. THE COURT IS IN SESSION.
Toss with a flick of the wrist, hold it steady, pour, sprinkle, blow on
your noodles — then face the verdict. Every dish has red lines. Pineapple
on a margherita? Cream in carbonara? That's not a topping. That's evidence.
THE TRIBUNAL IS ALWAYS WATCHING
The bench sees everything. Some sins cost points. Some end the trial on the
spot — escorted to the dock, verdict stamped in wax. And when you serve,
choose your words: call ketchup spaghetti "Italian" in front of the wrong
judge and the name alone convicts you.
FAIL SPECTACULARLY
Sixteen kitchen disasters wait for the careless and the curious: launch your
ingredient into the ceiling, set the wok on fire (do NOT splash water on it),
microwave a grape into a plasma light show. Disasters aren't game over — they
are collectible case files, and honestly, better stories than your successes.
Turn on the optional reaction camera and your face at the moment of ignition
gets stamped into the verdict, mugshot style. (It never leaves your phone.)
30 DISHES, SIX PRECINCTS
From Tianjin jianbing to Neapolitan margherita, tonkotsu ramen to paella —
each precinct has its own judges, its own dogma, and its own ways to burn you.
EVERY VERDICT IS A SHAREABLE CARD
Gold sainthood, heresy marks, disaster reports — each trial ends in a dossier-
style verdict card built for sharing. Or share a link and let friends watch
your judgment replayed, stamp by stamp — then take the trial themselves.
THE PRO CIRCUIT
A daily docket with a global leaderboard. Certification exams — knife work,
wok rhythm, consistency — where frantic shaking fails and composure certifies.
Pilgrimage stamps for cooking a dish at its birthplace. An attendance wall
that judges your absence but never punishes it.
FREE TRIAL, HONEST TERMS
The first precinct is free — three dishes at full depth, disasters included.
One one-time purchase unlocks all 30 dishes across six precincts, plus full
display rights in the Hall of Records. No subscription. Future precincts
included.
PRIVATE BY DESIGN
The developer collects no data. No account, no ads, no tracking. Leaderboards
and achievements are handled by Apple's Game Center — entirely optional. The
opt-in reaction camera never uploads anything. Every motion has a touch
alternative, Steady Hand mode included.
Court is in session. The first precinct is free — the Inquisitor is waiting.
This is culinary satire, not doctrine. Don't take it seriously, don't call
the cops. And no, we will not confirm which disasters are real physics —
don't try any of them at home.
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Information
- Seller
- 明 齐
- Size
- 9.6 MB
- Category
- Simulation
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
English and 6 more
- English, French, Italian, Japanese, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Traditional Chinese
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Infrequent
Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- All Six Precincts $4.99
- Copyright
- © Ming Qi
