KifKif: even or one-sided love
Texting stats, red flags, ex
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
KifKif reads a chat export and tells you what is actually going on: who reaches out, who replies, who lets it die.
Not a hunch. Numbers you can check yourself.
WHAT IT MEASURES
• Who writes what share of the conversation
• Each person's response time, corrected for sleeping hours
• Questions left unanswered
• Double-texting, threads left to die, silences
• The words you each use, emoji, late-night messages
• A reciprocity score from 0 to 100
WHAT MAKES IT DIFFERENT
KifKif refuses to conclude when the sample is too short. It says "not enough to tell" rather than inventing a verdict, and every conclusion shows the maths behind it.
It also compares two imports of the same chat to show what moved, and two relationships against each other: an imbalance present everywhere is about you, an imbalance in one relationship is about that relationship.
ON YOUR PHONE, NOWHERE ELSE
Everything is computed on-device, offline. No account, nothing uploaded, no conversation stored. The app works in airplane mode.
WHATSAPP, INSTAGRAM, SNAPCHAT, AND SCREENSHOTS
Drop in the export you obtained yourself. For iMessage, screenshots are enough.
TWO FREE CONVERSATIONS
Complete, unlimited, nothing blurred out. Refresh them as often as you like by dropping in a new export. Beyond that, unlimited is a subscription.
KifKif counts and measures. It is not medical advice, psychological advice, or a prediction.
SUBSCRIPTION
KifKif offers an auto-renewable subscription: £1.99 per week, £3.99 per month
or £17.99 per year. UK pricing, may vary by region; the exact price is shown in
the app before any purchase. Payment is charged to your Apple Account at
confirmation of purchase. The subscription renews automatically unless
cancelled at least 24 hours before the end of the current period. Manage or
cancel in your Apple Account settings after purchase.
Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/
Privacy Policy: https://mibapi.duckdns.org/kifkif/confidentialite.html
Ratings & Reviews
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The developer, Michalot Louis, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Collected
The developer does not collect any data from this app.
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Michalot Louis
- Size
- 2.6 MB
- Category
- Lifestyle
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 26.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 26.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 26.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 26.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English and French
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Monthly $3.99
- Yearly $17.99
- Weekly $1.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Louis Michalot
