Bigfoot Calls 4+

The thing is about this game is it cool I love this human alert it scares the crap out of everybody I know what sounds to me they don’t really sound that realistic I watch many many Bigfoot shows deliberately they are kind a realistic funny they’re good but not as realistic as I wanted them to be but still a great game😅😄😆🤗 🦧

After having gone down the “Rabbit Hole” reading the rave reviews, I went ahead and downloaded the app. Everyone was claiming how realistic the sounds are, and by-cracky, they’re right! 100%! Without a doubt, taint no lie! I’d never actually heard a Bigfoot howl, so I don’t really have anything to compare it to, but I trust the reviewers snd their stellar opinions of the app! It’s really so spooky knowing that all the howling and hootin & hollarin you normally here at a family reunion might actually be a Bigfoot drawing closer attempting to communicate. I wonder if they’d like Aunt Betty’s Fruit Cake she always brings to these picnics. Every year, year in, year out. I think she uses the same one seeing as how it’s never touched. I think those things have a half life. I know they’d make great cannon fodder. Could you imagine? I’ve seen breast implants surgeries less gross than her Frui. . . But I digress. Anywho, excellent app; too bad the rating system doesn’t go up to 10!

I downloaded this app thinking that it would just be another scammy prank app. Boy was I wrong. This app is the best thing to ever grace the store. It’s so amazing that I can actually feel what it’s like to be a Sasquatch. Every night for 7 years, I have been going into the woods attempting to find a Bigfoot using this app. I continually use the female Bigfoot option hoping I can find someone to fill the painful void in my heart. Human women have completely alienated me from this world. So I have decided to instead search for a Bigfoot girlfriend. So far it hasn’t worked. Maybe I’ll move to a new area with a different forest to try and make my life whole. 10/10 would recommend to a friend.