Bigfoot Calls 4+

I downloaded this app thinking that it would just be another scammy prank app. Boy was I wrong. This app is the best thing to ever grace the store. It’s so amazing that I can actually feel what it’s like to be a Sasquatch. Every night for 7 years, I have been going into the woods attempting to find a Bigfoot using this app. I continually use the female Bigfoot option hoping I can find someone to fill the painful void in my heart. Human women have completely alienated me from this world. So I have decided to instead search for a Bigfoot girlfriend. So far it hasn’t worked. Maybe I’ll move to a new area with a different forest to try and make my life whole. 10/10 would recommend to a friend.

I always spam the human alert and in my car and night at full blast it scares the crap out of my friends at night!!!

I laugh every time I press one of the calls!! Sometimes I use the Human Alert to wake up my kids in the morning! They laugh and so do I!