When I first got the app, I thought it was going to be a joke. So I decided to just go ahead and download it anyways. When I first opened it, and loaded my countdown I had the shocking discovery of my life span being only one day. I scoffed it off since it was probably just a fake app made to scare people, but I knew deep down that something was up. By the next day I had already forgotten about the app completely. So I went to the club, and as I was having a drink my jam started playing. It was “Play Date” by Melanie Martinez. Obviously I had to get on the dance floor and break out my sexy moves. While I was in the middle of performing The Sprinkler dance move, my eyes gazed upon the love of my life. Timmothee Chalamet started slow motion dancing towards me, and I couldn’t help but stare at his overbearing sexiness. As he got closer and closer, his breathtakingly beautiful self had my heart beating past what was humanly possible. Once his hand grazed my arms I felt literal chills and sparks and my heart and chest started to seize. And just like that, I died of happiness and a heart attack right in the love of my life’s arms as he lovingly gazed down upon my gasping face. The last parting words from him was “until we meet again, my love”. I will always remember that moment and I will forever cherish it. And with that said, Timothee if you’re reading this, I’m in the underworld waiting patiently for your arrival. I would totally download again, and again, and again.