Couple's Decoder
Because Fine Never Means Fine
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone
iPhone
Stop guessing. Start laughing. Your partner’s cryptic texts become clear, funny, and brutally honest.
Decode the truth and get a ready-to-send comeback—for FREE!
Because "Fine" Never Means "Fine."
Couple's Decoder turns every "I'm fine" or "We need to talk" into exactly what it really means—then serves up a witty, ready-to-send reply.
What you get:
Instant translations of any incoming text (sass included)
Suggested replies tailored to your role (Husband, Wife, Partner)
AI tuned to real relationship scripts and outrageous humor
Unlimited rerolls to keep spinning until the joke hits
Share Extension: decode messages straight from Messages
Copy + Share buttons for one-tap sending
Unlimited Tier ($0.99/mo or $7.99/yr)
Unlimited decodes and 5 rerolls per message
Priority AI responses
Best value when billed annually
Pro Tier ($1.99/mo or $11.99/yr)
Everything in Unlimited plus access to Gemini Pro model
Response-Length slider ("Concise" to "Stratosphere")—also controls speed vs quality
Best value when billed annually
Why you'll love it:
Comedy, empathy, and practical insight in every translation
Custom replies tuned to your voice and relationship dynamic
Designed for couples, roommates, friends—anyone decoding life together
How it works:
Pick who you are and who you're decoding (Husband, Wife, Partner).
Paste their text. Couple's Decoder translates the subtext instantly.
Choose a suggested reply, reroll for new angles, hit send.
Disclaimer: Couple's Decoder is for entertainment purposes only. It's not therapy, counseling, or medical advice—it's your witty wingman for decoding everyday drama.
Couple's Decoder = the friend who always knows what "fine" really means, packed into one hilarious tap.
Terms of Use: https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/
Privacy Policy: https://couplesdecoder.com/privacy-policy
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We've made Couple's Decoder more accessible! New lower pricing starts at just $0.99/month for unlimited decodes. Plus, we've added a progress indicator so you always know how many free translations you have left. Decode smarter, laugh harder.
The developer, Jason Mendenhall, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
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The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- User Content
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Information
- Seller
- Jason Mendenhall
- Size
- 2.5 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 18.5 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 18.5 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 15.5 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 2.5 or later.
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Mature or Suggestive Themes
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Unlimited Pro Monthly $1.99
- Unlimited Pro Yearly $11.99
- Unlimited Yearly $7.99
- Unlimited Monthly $0.99
- Copyright
- © 2025 Couple's Decoder