Cursed Timer

Absurd stopwatch units.

Free · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.

Normal seconds in. Absurdly specific time out. Cursed Timer turns elapsed seconds into deeply unreasonable time units nobody asked for but everyone understands: first beers after work, uncomfortable parent conversations, loading spinner eternities, forgotten laundry eras, and many more. Every absurd unit has its own image, copy, and result text. Start the timer, pick a featured unit, save favorite readouts, share results, or export a square social-media image. Customize the name and situation, then post through the iOS share sheet to apps like Instagram, WhatsApp, X, or Facebook. No ads. No tracking. Favorites stay local on your device.

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    Information

    Seller
    • Konrad Kern
    Size
    • 58.7 MB
    Category
    • Utilities
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
    • iPad
      Requires iPadOS 17.0 or later.
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    Languages
    • English
    Copyright
    • © 2026 Konrad Kern
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