Edict!
Hate this timeline? Make one!
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Take control of one of the infinite Earths in the multiverse. That's right, in Edict! you control what happens on Earth... well, your dimension's Earth. Edict! is a social platform where users issue edicts and see how it impacts their world through news stories, images and more. In Edict! anything you say goes, Gravity disabled? Why not... Want a sock in Utah to gain sentience? Give it a shot! Now any "what if?" you have has an answer!
Here at SmallRobot LLC - we subscribe the Marvel definition of the multiverse, said another way - there are infinite dimensions. Because of our steadfast and elementary understanding of infinite universes, we have decided that any news generated from Edict! is ABSOLUTELY CANON for that dimension. Thats right, technically there MUST be a universe where, "Atlantis has been found and it is totally lame" followed by "Ants find religion" - you can't prove it doesn't exist, we can't prove it does - but we have an app, so we're ahead.
Of course you aren't limited to just your universe, you indeed have access to all timelines. Explore the community, create your own community dimensions. Yup! An Earth, the destiny of which is guided by the insanity of chronically online users - what can possibly go wrong? You can post to these timelines too! Take the role of a media outlet or a citizen and praise or complain about the omnipotent entities of that dimension. Comment on articles coming from other dimensions; don't agree that a dolphin must bless a marriage to be valid? Make your voice heard, be mad about dolphin blessings! Do it!
We also offer a wide array of planet textures and cosmetics, and of course BLT sandwich is an option. If you have a problem with the Earth of a parallel dimension being a BLT sandwich - this app is not for you and I would like to reiterate on my second point that you CANNOT PROVE the Earth in dimension Earth-NS5274 is NOT a sandwich. We will always be adding new stuff to this because its fun, if there is something you want to see - please tell us
A Note to those who love to create AI Content:
This app is built for YOU! We wanted to make a place that gives you inspiration to create whatever it is you want and share it with the world(s). We are very excited to see what you all come up with and want to provide the best experience possible for you, please reach out to us with any observations, comments, concerns, or just to say hi.
FAQ:
Q: Can I destroy my planet?
A: Not yet, altering timelines is difficult and we haven't found a stable method for timeline deletion. It's in the works.
Q: Are you telling me that you truly believe there an Earth in some dimension shaped like a sandwich where ants find religion?
A: Yes
Q: What is the lore of Edict?
A: We don't like this timeline - so we want to wreak havoc on others.
Q: Wow, this app is really great - probably the best app ever. Do you have a large team of top tier engineers?
A: Nope! I am one guy - software dev for 10 years
Welcome to Edict! Let's get weird.
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QoL Updates:
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- Delete post functionality
- Simplified navigation
- Better filtering | sorting
- Small UI fixes
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Information
- Seller
- Small Robot LLC
- Size
- 98.9 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.5 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.5 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 15.5 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.5 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
18+
- 18+
- Infrequent
Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Realistic Violence
Profanity or Crude Humor
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Horror/Fear Themes
Sexual Content or Nudity
Contests
Guns or Other Weapons
Contains
Advertising
Messaging and Chat
User-Generated Content
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Edict!+ $4.99
- Demigod Yearly $49.99
- Omnigod Monthly $9.99
- Omnigod Yearly $99.99
- Copyright
- © Small Robot LLC