Edpuzzle ٤+

The other day, I was taking a stroll in the garden when suddenly Lord Voldemort came out and jumped me. It was my daily edpuzzle reminder. My poor parents watch me suffer clicking button by button. My teacher has been assigning these lessons to us with horrible allegations about her that she eats disturbing items, how likely😑 When I learned about edpuzzle, my brain had exploded. I was rushed to the ER and submitted with Brain Rot. A lot the students in my school heard about my condition, we all decided to protest. Children jumped on teachers and destroyed buildings. We were all sent to Juvenile where they kicked our butts every day. Kids turned into drug addicts and alcohol junkies. They all killed their two days relationships and hauled the bathrooms. Three kids died learning about their life sentence. This app has caused me to have enough money to buy burnt beans and people blood. Every day in the morning, the guards provide us with the worst punishment, a 20 minute edpuzzle. After 3 years of doing Bill Nye edpuzzles, this godforsaken app sent me to Alcatraz where they beat my whole body up if I get less than a 90%. The warden of Alcatraz is the owner of edpuzzle. When I was on bathroom duty, I found a magic lamp inside of the toilet. It asked me for 1 wish. Without a doubt, I wished for edpuzzle to never exist again.

“Its EdPuzzle time! Class just got a lot more interesting.” NO IT DID NOT YOU DUMB RAT. Whoever thought it was a good idea to make EdPuzzle, i hope you never get married and live the stupidest and worst life ever. This app makes me feel SpecialEd whenever i use it. EdPuzzle is the one dumb reason why my grades are so low in history. You cant fast forward, even if you rewinded. Like nobody wants to cheat you stupid moron. Anyways, it also sometimes takes a billion clicks and pop up ads to get to the video and that takes up all my class time and i have to finish it at home. Also, why do you change the question format for every student? This girl next to me in history always tells me the answers, but half of the time i get them wrong because the format changes. This app also takes up my storage and my poor mommy has to pay more on the phone bill. Whoever is behind this dumb app, this is why you will never get touched by a woman. (I mainly just want this app to get removed by the app store.) ONE STAR. ★☆☆☆☆

- Lots of love, your biggest hater, Maya.

Honestly, this app has potential but you developers have to at least try to fix these issues: It glitches so much it takes forever to finish one video. The live mode lags a lot and the fact that you submit each question as soon as your finished with it instead of just submitting at the end prevents students from being able to check their work. Also, the fact that you have to download the app to use it when the link to the video is in a browser is so annoying. Just make it usable in the browser! Thank you for reading.