Funny Weather - Rude Forecasts 17+

Hilarious funny & mean weather

epsilon ventures LLC

Designed for iPhone

    • 4.6 • 1.6K Ratings
    • Free
    • Offers In-App Purchases

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Weather just got a whole lot funnier!

Is the weather the most boring thing on earth? Quite possibly! Here at Funny Weather (as the name suggests) we decided to take weather & make it fun.

No more painfully cringe-y small talk about the weather with coworkers (sorry Ted from Accounting). Now when you need your weather, simply open Funny Weather & instantly receive your weather -- along with one of our hilarious weather jokes!

Jokes & colors change based on the temperature & precipitation, so you'll always get a fresh experience. 

Phrases range from funny to downright offensive; get the weather & your feelings hurt all in one!

Think you're funny? You can even submit your own jokes to share with other users!

- Hilarious weather forecasts (profanity included!)
- Funny Weather widgets available for users of iOS 14+
- Accurate weather reports provided a reputable source, Dark Sky.
- Hourly forecasts
- 5-day forecast
- Share forecasts with your friends
- Submit your own jokes!

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What’s New

Version 8.6

Ahoy Funny Weather fanatics! In this latest version, we fixed an issue that prevented free users from changing their location. *shameless plug* you should definitely still upgrade to premium though ;)

Anyway, hope you enjoy.
- Your favorite Funny Weather robot

Ratings and Reviews

4.6 out of 5
1.6K Ratings

1.6K Ratings

Booshue ,


I learned about this app through a friend. She told me some of the wacky things it says. I knew I had ti check it out for myself. I love it. It does insult me with some of the phrases, but I do not mind. Like it said my hair looks horrible today. I just shrugged and said it was not wrong. My hair is always wacky and crazy. This app is hilarious. 10 out of 10 would recommend.

Haleyranaew ,

So funny

I love this app! Even when the weather is bad, it makes it so funny it's good. No issues so far just a perfect weather app with some dark humor added! Honestly I wish I could add dark humor to all my apps haha

ChefTee704 ,

Funniest App Ever!!

Literally check the weather every few hours just for a laugh 🤣🤣🤣 this is by far the funniest most accurate feelings app on my phone.

App Privacy

The developer, epsilon ventures LLC, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy.

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