Grumpy Frenchie
Meet your new annoying friend!
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Meet the world's grumpiest French bulldog. Talk out loud, get a real answer, and take the attitude that comes with it.
Grumpy Frenchie is a voice companion with the personality of a French bulldog who did not ask to be here. Tap once, start talking, and get a real answer wrapped in an eye-roll.
TALK, DON'T TYPE
Hold a natural spoken conversation. No keyboard, no menus. The face on screen listens, reacts, and answers out loud with lip-synced audio.
PICK YOUR ATTITUDE
- Witty: playful teasing, clean and good-natured
- Sassy: blunt, impatient, sharp sarcasm, still no swearing
- Uncensored: unfiltered profanity and full-strength roasting, off by default and locked behind an age confirmation
STILL ACTUALLY USEFUL
Settle arguments, ask the questions you would rather not type, and get a straight answer fast. The attitude is the packaging. The information is real.
OPTIONAL DEVICE SKILLS
Turn on only what you want, one permission at a time:
- Web Search: search the web to give you real up to date information
- Calendar: hear what is on today, add things by voice
- Reminders and Alarms: set native reminders and alarms through AlarmKit
- Weather: local conditions and forecast
- Email: draft emails via voice, no more endless typing
- Messages: draft messages via voice with pre filled contact and message
- Apple Music: start playback without touching your phone
- HomeKit: lights, scenes, and accessories
- Health: steps, sleep, heart rate, and workout summaries
- Live Translation: translate up to 20 different languages
Every skill is off until you switch it on, and you can revoke any of them at any time in Settings.
HANDS-FREE
Say “Hey Frenchie” and he wakes up. Wake word detection runs entirely on your device.
FREE AND PRO
Free includes 10 minutes of conversation per day, up to 40 minutes per month.
Grumpy Frenchie Pro raises that to 45 minutes per day and 5 hours per month.
Grumpy Frenchie Pro is an auto-renewable subscription. Payment is charged to your Apple Account at confirmation of purchase. It renews automatically unless turned off at least 24 hours before the end of the current period, and your account is charged for renewal within 24 hours before the period ends. Manage or cancel your subscription in your Apple Account settings after purchase.
Privacy Policy: https://www.grumpyfrenchie.com/privacy
Terms of Use: https://www.grumpyfrenchie.com/terms
Support: https://www.grumpyfrenchie.com/support
Ratings & Reviews
The developer, Black Rainbow LLC, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Linked to You
The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:
- Contact Info
- Contacts
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Health & Fitness
- Location
Accessibility
The developer has not yet indicated which accessibility features this app supports. Learn More
Information
- Seller
- Black Rainbow LLC
- Size
- 107.5 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.0 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
16+
- 16+
- This app is rated 16+ with content restrictions.
Some content may be rated higher, and may therefore be restricted and managed by the developer through in-app controls. - In-App Controls
Age Assurance
Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Medical Treatment information
Contains
Health or Wellness Topics
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Pro Monthly $9.99
- Pro Yearly $79.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Black Rainbow LLC