Mindfulness for the rest of us. This is a guided meditation that contains 2, 5, 10, and 15 minutes versions of the popular online video, combining peaceful meditation with a pinch of salty language.
Praise for the original video:
"Offers guided meditation that speaks to us in the language we speak to ourselves—that of a sailor who loves Richard Pryor movies." -- Fast Company
"This NSFW guided meditation will actually help you hate the world less." -- BuzzFeed
"Actually incredibly calming." -- Huffington Post
"I feel suddenly, strangely calm." -- Gizmodo
Addressing a bug in ios 13 which caused the app to crash when playing audio.
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When I had a terrible boss, a coworker recommended this to me. After particularly bad days, I’d play the 15 minute version while trying to fall asleep. It took several nights before I was still awake to hear the end. The worst day caused me to play it 4 times.
The only way it could be more helpful would be to not be so funny. I’ve played the two minute version for coworkers who were struggling with @$&# colleagues. It #%¥&@ works like magic! Thank you Jason!
P.S.: best user support ever. When an Apple update made it stop working, Jason himself replied, and within 2-3 days, it was working again.
The best way I can describe this meditation is the Sanskrit term satyagraha “holding onto truth.” It’s not about what Gandhi said about turning ridicule into respect—although it does very much do that. But what I love about this is its sincerity.
It’s the meditation I always turn to; it relaxes me in my most troubled state. It’s disarming, charming, intellectual and honest in the best of ways. It was one of the few things, and by far the most important, during the darkest time in my life. And it is now an everyday staple for me and my girlfriend.
This needs to be more than $2, and if I could rate it more than 5 stars I would.
Best meditation I’ve ever tried!!!
This is not your run of the mill meditation!
I have trouble meditating. This is the ONLY meditation that I can actually do. And it works every single time. It gets rid of the stress that I’m feeling and it helps me to recenter and move through whatever is stressing me at the time.
This meditation is hilarious, but it actually works! I highly recommend!
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- 183.2 MB
Requires iOS 10.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
- Age Rating
- Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
- Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
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