Mindfulness for the rest of us. This is a guided meditation that contains 2, 5, 10, and 15 minutes versions of the popular online video, combining peaceful meditation with a pinch of salty language.

Praise for the original video:

"Offers guided meditation that speaks to us in the language we speak to ourselves—that of a sailor who loves Richard Pryor movies." -- Fast Company

"This NSFW guided meditation will actually help you hate the world less." -- BuzzFeed

"Actually incredibly calming." -- Huffington Post

"I feel suddenly, strangely calm." -- Gizmodo

What’s New

Version 1.4

Updated and improved audio quality. Reduced app size for easier downloads.

Ratings and Reviews

4.6 out of 5
66 Ratings

66 Ratings

Jdropek ,

This is amazing!

I absolutely love this. After the first few minutes the first time you listen to it of giggling it becomes the perfect meditation exercise. Well, almost perfect. I wish they'd offer a 30 minute version instead of 15 minutes as the longest one.

AKNerd ,


Why don't you guys have more of these? This is wonderful. I realize it's been two years since your last update but I would just love more of these, this has been the most helpful app for my anxiety. Even my therapist is impressed.

AngeLinNeb ,

OM .... Gosh The Best

This is the best! If you ever pay for an app, make sure it is this one! You won't regret it. Unless you are a prissy who gets offended by cuss words, in that case, move along. This is the best and most effective way to meditate. No nonsense and keeping it real. Three ring circle you call your life... love it 😍👍


Headley for Freelance, Inc.
169.9 MB

Requires iOS 10.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.



Age Rating
You must be at least 17 years old to download this app.
Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
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