SergeantSnark Step Counter Fun
Ultimate Pedometer Awesomeness
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
Tired of your boring step counter apps and buying activity devices? Try one that's funny AND entertaining and works from your iPhone and Apple Watch. Sergeant Snark! Why not have a laugh while you're putting in all those "hard-earned" steps? This snarky little app will remind you to get it going when you're frozen in place (or in the space-time continuum).
Sergeant Snark WILL have you getting your steps on and laughing at the same time.
This is for those who like some snarky, quick jab comedy. Don't expect Sergeant Snark to go easy on you. He made us do many steps just to get this app ready, but our face hurts with laughter.
No need for an activity device! It counts steps right from your phone or Apple Watch. Just need to have your phone or Apple Watch with you while you walk.
Sergeant Snark awaits. Don't disappoint the Sarge!
Includes an Apple Watch app and some handy stickers for taunting and cajoling your friends.
Requires iPhone 5s or higher if you want it to work.
Ratings & Reviews
Age restriction info updated
In-App Purchases
The developer, nanoStak LLC, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Used to Track You
The following data may be used to track you across apps and websites owned by other companies:
- Health & Fitness
- Contact Info
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
- Diagnostics
Data Linked to You
The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:
- Contact Info
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
- Diagnostics
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Health & Fitness
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- nanoStak LLC
- Size
- 25 MB
- Category
- Health & Fitness
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later. - Apple Watch
Requires watchOS 10.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Infrequent
Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References
Guns or Other Weapons
Contains
Advertising
Health or Wellness Topics
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Snark Pack $0.99
- Ad Removal $0.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 nanoStak LLC