Very real experience!

Name:Grand Canyon Adventure Coaster. Price:free. It starts with a 1,000,000 feet tall climb, then it does a 90 degree drop, then it straightens out for 5 feet then it goes up another 1,000,000 feet tall climb, then it goes straight for 4 feet , then it stops, then the track tilts backwards and drops you at a 90 degree angle, then it does a half corkscrew, then it flies off of the half cork screw, then it goes 15 feet over a Grand Canyon, then it goes down into the Grand Canyon, then it goes into a mineshaft, then it goes straight for 10 feet, then you go forwards, then it does a 90 degree drop,then a little bump, then it does another 90 degree drop, then it does a 100 feet long jump, then you go upside down, then you stop, then you go backwards, then you do a right turn,then you switch tracks, then you are in a abandoned Grand Canyon hospital, then you stop, then the track turns you forwards, then the floor breaks beneath the track, then the track tilts you at a 90 degree drop, then you do 20 large loop-de-loops back to back, then you do a 90 degree drop,then you jump, then you go into the waterfall in Rock Fall, then you go into a 100 feet wide and 200 feet long cave, then you go right, then you go up the wall while turning left,turn right again, then you go up the wall while turning right, then a 100 feet long straight, then it does a sharp right turn, then it goes straight for a foot, then you stop on the nine inch mark, then a Boulder falls onto the track, then the track breaks, then you go straight for 3 inches, then you go down a 180 degree drop, then you exit the cave, then you are in the jungle, then you jump into a white Indominus Rex’s mouth, then the track goes down it’s throat,then the track does a corkscrew over it’s stomach, then the track goes right then left then right then left then right then left then right, then it does a 90 degree climb, then it goes right, then it goes straight for 3 feet, then it goes right, then it does a 90 degree drop, then it goes out of the Indominus Rex, then the track goes straight for 6 feet, then it stops, then a red dragon swoops down, then he picks your cart up, then he flies to his nest, then he tosses you into his mouth, then he flies to the station, then he swallows your cart, then he vomits you out onto the station, then he burns the station with his fire breath, then the ride stops. Please build this.

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