• Fixed an unexpected behavior when changing category or quantity. Unless you were expecting the app to crash, in which case I introduced an unexpected behavior. • Modified some unrealistic expectations about our country. • Brewed another pot of coffee and let out a pretty big sigh.

• Precog bug fixing of future iOS 26 crashes. Amazing! • Are those black flecks in the open spaghetti sauce in the fridge just Italian seasoning, or is it starting to mold? • Embedded implied thanks to all those still downloading and using the app. There's a new version coming - really!

• Mixed some additional verbs into the verbiage. • Ate more moose tracks.

• Complexified synchronization debuggerator verbosification. • Consulted Merriam Webster. • Cringed.

• Double checked that tator tots really are that good. Will check again next week. • Fixed the badge showing the number of items purchased (thanks Rylona!) • Got up pretty early in the morning.

• Fixed something small. It's the little things, you know? • Cleaned out the coffee maker - you're welcome!

• You can now tap on an item you purchased to add it immediately back on to your list. How cool is that?! • Fixed an issue with an issue needing fixing. • Threw out whatever that was in the Tupperware in the back. What was that anyway?!

• New users might have found an issue when joining a shared list. New users will not be finding that issue any more. Congrats new users! • Buckled up and battened down - the election is coming in HOT! Vote!

• Added an option to call in the cavalry. • Double checked the warning lights flashing red in the cabin. If possible, GO VOTE EARLY!

• Squashed an an extremely rare bug leading to duplicate items, syncing issues, bad breath, hair loss and general malaise! Yuck! • Added compatibility with future you (hello iOS 14, so good to meet you)!

• Added a new feature: when the user (that's you) upgrades from a previous version, the user (it's you, dummy!) can launch the app and it doesn't crash. • I've hidden my embarrassment behind a huge tub of cookie dough ice cream.

• Got a little something for mom. • Added a prompt to encourage you to do the right thing.

• Cleaned your inkjet printing heads, because lord knows you never do! • Made myself a cosmo while pondering my place in the cosmos. Good combination, highly recommended.

• Dust off the old inkjet, fill it with liquid gold, print some test pages, curse a bit, throw it out, buy a new printer and go shopping in style with a printed version of your list. Don't touch your phone while shopping people! • By the way, I dropped the cream cheese on the floor and left it there overnight hoping you would clean it up. Gross, I admit, but I thought you should know. Anyway, I think the cat ate it, so lets call it even?

• Decided crashing on launch is a bug, not a feature. • I put a fruitcake in your mailbox by way of apology.

• Took a deep breath and called my loved ones. • Added some adjustable elbow room to encourage healthy social distancing.

• Took a look on the bright side. • Finished that bagel you left sitting on the counter.

• Yeowza! Fixed a sync bug for new users - whoops!

• Replaced that wheel on the cart that jiggles around and drives me crazy. • Turn up the lights just a bit so I can see better without my glasses.

• Even easier to use thanks to the new patent pending automagical "cart" technology! Prepare to be amazed! • Turned the hype up to 11.

• Fixed the inevitable post-holiday crash (when changing the category of an item). • It's not just you, and it's ok!

• Schooled the search algorithm. • Took your peanut butter out of my chocolate. Gross!

• Smoothed some syncing syncopation struggles. • Added a pinch of holiday spice.

• Patched the patch system • Fresh coat of paint

• OMG! Privacy policy updates. Yes! • Multiple bits have been flipped