Two months ago, I was homeless, and living out of a cardboard box. Everyday I didn’t know if I’d be able to have something to eat for dinner. I would usually look through some nearby garbage cans for some leftover cans of beans. One day as I was trying to collect my tears for future drinking water, the local mafia had located me and completely surrounded me in an alley way. They said it was finally time to pay for all the freeloading that I was doing off their garbage cans. As I lost all hope I accidentally slipped on a random box. I opened it up, and to everyone’s surprise the only thing inside was a brand new phone. As I turned it on, somehow my face was worked for the facial recognition. And the only app on it was my beloved Cluck Shot! The mafia boss and his crew were ready to beat me up, when I did the unthinkable. I challenged the mafia boss for a fight for his position. He was surprised and agreed. I immediately pulled out the phone and opened the app. I clicked on the hardest level and beat it flawlessly. The mafia boss was now trembling in fear and redundantly grabbed the phone he tried his best but failed miserably. I was now the new mafia boss and never lived in poverty ever again. Thank you Cluck Shot for saving me! 🥚🔫🐥🐤🍗🐔

This game has helped out so much physically and mentally before I downloaded this game i was 600 lbs, depressed, addicted to drugs and alcohol. Ever since I got this game I have been going to the gym and am down 400 lbs and as swole as I have ever been and has fixed my relationships with multiple of my friends and has fully fixed my mental health. Not only has all of this happened but I won my wife back and also won the lottery for 10 million dollars. Let’s just say if you download this game you are going to be happy and be at the peak of your life for the rest of your life. Thank you cluckshot.

This is the best game I have ever played in my life, it changed my life forever. Before I started playing Cluck Shot, I was a homeless depressed alcoholic man who had nobody, I was dirt poor and had to eat bugs everyday. I was introduced to Cluck Shot by a friend, and ever since, my life has changed for the better. I quit my alcohol addiction and I have 2 giant mansions. I have a beautiful wife and family, and I am so happy now. This is the best game to ever exist, and I hope the creators of this game have a wonderful life, as they changed mine by putting this game out. Thank you, Cluck Shot.

Before I downloaded this game, My life has been going downhill. My wife took the kids and I recently got into heroin, I spent all my money gambling, drinking, and buying drugs. Today, I opened my phone this game on my recommended apps to download and downloaded it. My life has been going up ever since this game has been on my phone, I won the powerball for 7.5 billion dollars, and recently flew to mars with Elon Musk and Bill Gates. When I got back, I went to sleep in my 56 story house.