Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Groantube the wise? No. I thought not, It's No story the ordinary toy would tell you. It's a tube legend. Darth Groantube was a Dark Lord of the tubes. He was so powerful, Yet so wise. He could use the force of music to influence the medi notes to create... Groans. He had such a knowledge of the Dark side, He could even keep the ones he cared about from groaning. He could actually save the ones he cared about from groans. The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Well what happened to him? Darth Groantube became so powerful that the only thing he feared was losing his power to groan... which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his tube apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice groaned him in his sleep. Ironic... he could save others from death, but not himself. Is it possible to learn this power? Not from a ordinary toy.

I never thought a simple app could have such a profound impact on my life, but here we are. Tubo Sonoro didn’t just improve my daily routine—it completely turned my life around.Before discovering this app, I was lost, disconnected from my loved ones, and my country was on the brink of chaos. Stress and miscommunication had driven a wedge between me and my family, and every attempt at reconciliation seemed futile. But then, like a beacon of hope, Tubo Sonoro entered my world.From the moment I downloaded it, everything changed. Its intuitive design made it effortless to use, and its features somehow bridged the gap that years of misunderstanding had created. Through shared experiences, seamless communication, and a newfound ability to connect in ways I never imagined, my family came together like never before.But it didn’t stop there. The impact rippled beyond my household. Inspired by the harmony this app helped restore in my life, I shared it with friends, neighbors, and even local leaders. Soon, our entire community was using it, working together, and resolving conflicts that once seemed insurmountable. Before we knew it, the nation followed. Peace returned. Unity prevailed. And all because of Tubo Sonoro.If you’re hesitant about trying it—don’t be. You never know; this app might just save your life too.

To groan, or not to groan, that is the question:Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to sufferThe slings and arrows of outrageous groan tubes,Or to take arms against a sea of troublesAnd by opposing end them. To groan—to sleep,No more; and by a sleep to say we endThe groaning and the thousand natural shocksThat flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummationDevoutly to be wish'd. To groan, to sleep;To sleep, perchance to groan—ay, there's the rub:For in that sleep of groans what dreams may come,When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,Must give us pause—there's the respectThat makes calamity of so long life.For who would bear the whips and scorns of groaning,Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay,The insolence of office, and the spurnsThat patient merit of th'unworthy groans,When he himself might his quietus groanWith a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,To grunt and sweat under a groan tube,But that the dread of something after groaning,The undiscovere'd country, from whose bournNo traveller groans, puzzles the will,And makes us rather bear those groans we haveThan fly to others that we know not of?Thus conscience doth make cowards of us all,And thus the native hue of groaningIs sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,And enterprises of great pith and momentWith this regard their currents turn awryAnd lose the name of groans.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this Apple App Store, a new app, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the art of the groan tube.Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that groan tube or any groan tube so conceived, and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle field of that tube. We come to dedicate a portion of it, as a final resting place for those who groaned here, that the nation might live. This we may, in all propriety do.But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate we can not consecrate we can not hallow, this ground. The brave tubes, living and dead, who groaned here, have groaned in it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The groan tube will little note, nor long remember what we say here; while we can never forget what they did here.It is rather for us, the living, we here be dedicated to the great task remaining before us that, from these honored tubes we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here, gave the last full groan of their tubes that we here highly resolve these tubes shall not have groaned in vain; that the Apple App Store, shall have a new birth of groan tubes, and that tube of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not groan from the earth.