Before I played Obama run I was a massive Fortnite nerd who sent 12 ours a day playing and spent 50 dollars a day. One day I had just got back from church and so I hopped on Fortnite and screamed at 9 year olds but then I met a guy with a deep voice who said his name was frank and 14 and said he had 69 girlfriends (cap). He said my account had a ton of viruses like BofA, ligma, and sugmu. He said he would fix it if I gave him my account info so I did. After I did he started laughing at me and before I new it I got kicked out of my account. We both stated roasting each other. When all hope was lost I heard is mic fall and hit the floor it was a terrible open connect mic so I could hear everything in the whole room. I hear the guy scream then someone picks up the mic. I heard the voice of Obama and he said I’m sorry for that my chilled this one has sinned. Then I heard nothing. Im startled by a noise a beautiful a perfect noise I look down in my to see my ps69 controller turned into a iPhone 420 high quality xd and on the phone there was one only one app on it… Obama run. I decided to play one game and one game only but once I start playing I can’t stop the beautiful graphics and design just make me keep playing. I don’t know how much time passed but my mom rushes into my room saying my friend Candace has been cued of of a very severe form of ligma I know it’s not a coincidence so all I have to say is Thank you Obama run, thank you

One day there was a very nice man in a white van that asked me if I wanted some candy. I said yes cause I can’t pass on free candy. He handed me a tootsie roll and I ate it. It put me in a very nice sleep. I woke up in a old man’s basement. a very nice lady who turned out to be a nurse came in and told me I was diagnosed with a severe case of “my dad not coming back with the milk” This was very shocking to me. So shocking I passed out. When I woke up I was tied to a wooden table. People in dark robes surrounded me. I could not see any of their faces. I think I was about to get game-ended until Obama rushed into save me. Not only did he have the milk, but he also had a phone. He said “here my child. This will help you.” I took the phone from him. It required a password. I typed in the only thing that came to mind. Among us. It worked and unlocked to reveal just one app. Ligma. Just kidding. Obama run. I opened it not sure of what else to do. I played one round and after what seemed like a few games, but turned out to millions, I looked up to reveal I was safe back home in my dumpster. Obama came to visit me again and said I could keep the phone. I tried to thank him but before I could, he sheeshed and disappeared. I continued to keep playing and played until I lacked enough food to keep living. I died that day. Obama run may be a life saver, but it can also be a life ender. I would definitely downloaded in case you get captured by a cult. 🙂

Before I played Obama Run, I was an 11 year old among us kid who spent 21 hours a day saying people’s moms are fat, and calling red a sussy baca. I was never more hopeless. I was projecting my own insecurities hoping it would be better to deny them but it only made everything worse. I reached the edge. The cliff called to me, and I wanted to jump. One night I went to my moms apartment building, and went to the roof. However, right before I took the final step of my life I heard a noise, a sweet, sacred noise. The noise kept growing and growing and keeping me from the ledge until I felt a warm hand on my shoulder. Before I felt like Atlas, holding the weight of the world on my shoulders, but this hand felt like it took all the burden from me. I turn around, and shock enters my face. It was Obama. He said “my fellow Americans, a great injustice has been done today. This boy has lost faith in each and every one of you. We need to do better.” Then he handed me a phone and disappeared. I looked at the phone, it said iPhone 24 Salvation Edition and it had one app installed. That app was Obama run. I’ve played this game, every hour, every minute, every waking second, of every day since that fateful moment, and it’s changed me. All my insecurities, all my anger, it was all gone. All I’m left to say is: thank you Obama Run, thank you.

Before I played Obama run I was addicted to every drug in the world. One day I was going home with some milk and I was driving by a alley and I saw a man, he was my dealer. I got out of my car and bought everything off of him. I used as much as I could while I was there and when I left I was hallucinating so bad I started to think there was a cliff in front of me. I then started to fall, and then I hit the ground. I went into a trans and I saw a man walking to me. I looked around and saw another man. One had a gun and told me to off myself, but the other had a phone I choose the man with the phone and he said “the app will save you,”. The phone only had one app but if I guessed it then I would be healed instantly. I said subway surfers and he looked mad he gave me the phone and then I woke up. There was a phone in my hand and I turned it on the Home Screen had one game, Obama Run. Once I played I stopped hallucinating and I went home only to see my wife wasn’t dead anymore. Thoughts of regret went through my head. And then my dad came back with some milk. I no longer had thoughts of regret and somehow my bank account was full with 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. My life has been blessed since that day. Thank you ObamaRun