In the realm of melodies that forever endure, There's a tune that echoes with a promise pure. "Never Gonna Give You Up," it proudly proclaims, A song that ignites hearts and sets souls aflame. Rick Astley's voice, strong and resonant, Carries the essence of love so fervent. With each verse, it unfolds a tale so true, A testament to a love that will always ensue. Like a gentle breeze on a summer's day, It sweeps us along in a melodic display. From the very first notes, it captures our hearts, And a timeless connection it imparts. In a world that's ever-changing and uncertain, This song's steadfast devotion remains unburdened. It speaks of a love that will never cease, A bond that brings harmony and eternal peace. Through the highs and lows, it stands unwavering, A beacon of hope, forever engraving, The lyrics upon our souls, an enduring creed, A reminder of love's resilience, indeed. So let the melody guide you, hand in hand, As it weaves its magic across the land. With each refrain, it whispers of devotion, And promises to be there, an unyielding ocean. "Never Gonna Give You Up," a timeless refrain, A song that transcends, never to wane. May its message of love forever ring true, In our hearts, forever cherished, it shall ensue. -Paul Sally, superintendent of New Trier High School

Alec Baldwin finally secures his long sought after Oscar-worthy performance in the animated thriller The Boss Baby. Baldwin made me truly believe that he was both a boss and a baby. A good actor could make me believe that they were a Boss Baby; only the greatest of actors, who Baldwin is among, could make me believe that they were The Boss Baby. Director Tom McGrath assembled an impressive supporting cast as well with show business legends Steve Buscemi and Tobey Maguire. Hanz Zimmer has possibly his greatest score of all time, and I've watched half of Interstellar. Both filmography and cinematography were truly innovative, and the use of CGI, while cliché, was well placed and imperceptible to only the most trained of eyes. I left the theatre with the knowledge that Tom McGrath is not only one of the great directors, but a true devotee to cinema. While the tendency of reviewers to bestow the honor of being the greatest film is vastly overused, in this specific case I would be amicable to those distinctions. This is quite possibly the greatest film, nay work of art I have seen in my lifetime, and I am quite certain there will be nothing like it for a demoralizingly long time.

I (58 m) and my wife (18 f) haven’t been intimate since our wedding night 5 years ago. I’ve always felt different from my wife, like there was some sort of mental barrier between us. She often will bring up things about technology and fashion that I have no clue about! What happened to books and corsets amiright?! What’s worse is that my wife has split us up by a wall of pillows in bed. And by split I mean she sawed the bed in half and separated us and built a physical wall of pillows between her bed and mine. Needless to say, I was desperate. My wife has started attending NT three years ago and she always seemed happier leaving for school in the morning and I always wondered why. I saw her iPad open one day and I scanned her apps and saw something I’d never seen before, the NT block app!!! My mind was blown. Who knew one little app could hold the secrets of the universe! I’ve been recommending this app to so many of my friends and colleagues and each one of them have reported positive results. My wife is happy and happy wife, happy life 😇

I used to be a fat little piggy that couldn’t walk on my own. I absorbed any piece of food in my sight, not even stopping when I ate the table. I was berated. Stacked called names such as fat fatty fatso fat head fatbutt fatilicous and fat Amy. I was ok with that one thought because pitch perfect was a good movie. After downloading the app the fat on my body began to slide off like butter to a pan. My house began to flood with all the lard sliding off my body, shooting out of every hole on my body. I was like a lil fat hose spraying fat everywhere😩when I woke up I was 600 pounds lighter, and found that I was irresistible to women and men alike. I was like a sweet succulent desert flower in the middle of the ghobi desert pulling in all those around me. Beef cake, beefy, beefilicous, and beef daddy were my new names in my new life. I was in bliss I now have a lovely wife, and two kids named grey couch and unsliced portabella mushroom. And guess what? We are expecting a third little bundle of joy!! The little skin ball will be named…… “NT block App”! Thank you so much NT block. I am a new being.