Windbag

Business

Only for iPhone

$0.99 · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.

iPhone

How many times have you sat in a meeting wondering, 'What's this about?'. How many times have you sat in a meeting wondering, 'What's this about?'. Ambiguous and poorly defined terms sometimes fly across the table. As a countermeasure, the Windbag was developed in the 1970s. This simple paper version produced a random combination of three words (out of 1,000 different combinations) that had no meaning at all. Windbag helps you make these meetings more enjoyable. Just throw randomly a phrase into the meeting, for example: 'I would like to at least guide the change of processes in a normative way...' There's a 100% chance the other participants won't understand what you're saying. Before they realize you're not actually saying anything, you'll be throwing in the next phrase! The effect is that the use of these meaningless terms during meetings will drastically decrease. Meetings will become more efficient and funnier... Have fun! The slogans can be copied to the clipboard via History (select the slogan) and then pasted into other apps. The 'Extended' version is a modified version of the classic Windbag with almost 5,000,000 (!) slogans.

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    Seller
    Willem Edelenbos
    Size
    1.1 MB
    Category
    Business
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 26.1 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 26.1 or later.
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 26.1 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    • Apple Vision
      Requires visionOS 26.1 or later.
    Languages
    English
    Age Rating
    4+
    Copyright
    © Copyright Willem Edelenbos