89 fates, a holiday for every season and five languages. Type anything or use a photo, give it a face, then pick its fate.
What deserves destruction today?
Type anything. "My old laptop." "Mondays." "The group chat." "My ex's hoodie." It comes to life with googly eyes, a face, a voice and a whole personality. It meets you in a police lineup. It begs. It sulks. It brags. Then you choose its fate.
USE ANY PHOTO
Pick a photo or snap one and it becomes your X. Give it a face on the photo's white edge and it talks back: "Hey, I'm just a photo, man." The whole picture stays visible, and your photos stay on your phone unless you share them.
89 FATES IN 10 WORLDS
Every fate is a little toy you play with your fingers: eight in every world, plus 17 holiday fates.
- The Junkyard: the Smash Room, the Big Drop, the wood chipper, the car crusher and a rocket strapper.
- Construction Site: wrecking ball, hydraulic press, steamroller, demolition day.
- Volcano Island: drop it in, dunk it in lava, wake the Tiki God, fire the volcano cannon.
- Outer Space: launch it, fly it into the sun, open a black hole, out the airlock.
- Monster Island: feed the monster, T-Rex snack, release the kraken, giant robot.
- Military Base: run it over with a tank, artillery, a minefield and the Nuclear Option.
- Disaster Zone: meteor strike, tornado, lightning storm, tsunami.
- Mad Science Lab: shrink ray, the Clone-o-Matic, the particle accelerator, the acid vat.
- Medieval Mayhem: catapult, dragon, the joust, boulder roll.
A HOLIDAY FOR EVERY SEASON
Six holidays take turns through the year, one at a time: New Year, Valentine's, St Patrick's, Midsummer, Halloween and Christmas. Each brings its own scene and fates, free while it is on and yours to keep once you play them, plus wardrobe items to win: a Santa Hat, Heart Glasses, a Leprechaun Hat, a Flower Crown and more.
EARN RAGE, UNLOCK MAYHEM
Every destruction scores Rage Points: how destroyed it is, style bonuses, Overkill, Speed Demon, Today's Target and more. Climb 20 ranks from Mildly Annoyed to Beyond Rage and unlock more fates, sidekicks and outfits.
THE CREW
Six sidekicks cheer you on from the corner: Kevin the Intern, Grandma Gertie, Sergeant Boom, Dr. Kaboom, Rex and Unit 7.
DRESS IT UP
Hats, glasses, mustaches and more. Rename it, switch its googly eyes off, or put your own photo on a cardboard cut-out.
MADE TO SHARE
Every destruction becomes a short video with sound, "OLD LAPTOP HAS BEEN DESTROYED", plus a GIF and a picture card. Save it to Photos or share it anywhere.
THE GRAVEYARD
A tombstone for everything you destroy, with its last moment and an epitaph.
PLAY IN YOUR LANGUAGE
English, Spanish, French, German and Brazilian Portuguese. Made for iPhone, iPad and the folding iPhone.
Game Center leaderboards and achievements. No account. Everything you type and every photo you pick stays on your device.
Free to play: the whole Junkyard, unlimited destruction and a fate in every world you can earn by ranking up. World packs, the Crew, the All Worlds Pass (every world, including future ones) and Destroyer Pro (everything, holiday fates all year, double Rage Points, no watermark, HD video) are optional one-time purchases.
No Ads. No tracking. Just games.
It doesn't follow your finger fast enough, too choppy. The graphics are like an old windows 98 theme.
A holiday for every season, and the biggest update yet.
• Christmas: six fates in a snowy town, including Snow Way Out, Cracking Christmas and Wrap Sheet
• New holidays: St Patrick's brings Pot Luck and Rainbow Rush, Midsummer brings Ribbon Ruckus, and Valentine's has a new rose garden
• One holiday at a time, all year: New Year, Valentine's, St Patrick's, Midsummer, Halloween and Christmas
• Win holiday wardrobe items and keep them forever
• Play in Spanish, French, German and Brazilian Portuguese
• Layouts made for the folding iPhone
• Smoother animations and lots of polish
No Ads. No tracking. Just games.
Version 2.2
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Information
Seller
Australia's Computer Techs Pty Ltd
Size
184.5 MB
Category
Casual
Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later and a device with the A12 Bionic chip or later.
iPhone Requires iOS 17.0 or later and a device with the A12 Bionic chip or later. • iPhone XS • iPhone XS Max • iPhone XR • iPhone 11 • iPhone 11 Pro • iPhone 11 Pro Max • iPhone SE (2nd generation) • iPhone 12 mini • iPhone 12 • iPhone 12 Pro • iPhone 12 Pro Max • iPhone 13 Pro • iPhone 13 Pro Max • iPhone 13 mini • iPhone 13 • iPhone SE (3rd generation) • iPhone 14 • iPhone 14 Plus • iPhone 14 Pro • iPhone 14 Pro Max • iPhone 15 • iPhone 15 Plus • iPhone 15 Pro • iPhone 15 Pro Max • iPhone 16 • iPhone 16 Plus • iPhone 16 Pro • iPhone 16 Pro Max • iPhone 16e • iPhone 17 Pro • iPhone 17 Pro Max • iPhone 17 • iPhone Air • iPhone 17e • iPhone 18 Pro • iPhone 18 Pro Max • iPhone Duo
iPad Requires iPadOS 17.0 or later and a device with the A12 Bionic chip or later. • iPad Pro (11‑inch) • iPad Pro (11‑inch) Wi‑Fi + Cellular • iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (3rd generation) • iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (3rd generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular • iPad mini (5th generation) • iPad mini (5th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular • iPad Air (3rd generation) • iPad Air (3rd generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular • iPad Pro (11‑inch) (2nd generation) • iPad Pro (11‑inch) (2nd generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular • iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (4th generation) • iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (4th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular • iPad Air (4th generation) • iPad Air (4th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular • iPad (8th generation) • iPad (8th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular • iPad Pro (11-inch) (3rd generation) • iPad Pro (11-inch) (3rd generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular • iPad Pro (12.9-inch) (5th generation) • iPad Pro (12.9-inch) (5th generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular • iPad mini (6th generation) • iPad mini (6th generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular • iPad (9th generation) • iPad (9th generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular • iPad Air (5th generation) • iPad Air (5th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular • iPad (10th generation) • iPad (10th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular • iPad Pro (11‑inch) (4th generation) • iPad Pro (11‑inch) (4th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular • iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (6th generation) • iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (6th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular • iPad Air 11-inch (M2) • iPad Air 11-inch (M2) Wi-Fi + Cellular • iPad Air 13-inch (M2) • iPad Air 13-inch (M2) Wi-Fi + Cellular • iPad Pro 11-inch (M4) • iPad Pro 11-inch (M4) Wi-Fi + Cellular • iPad Pro 13-inch (M4) • iPad Pro 13-inch (M4) Wi-Fi + Cellular • iPad mini (A17 Pro) • iPad mini (A17 Pro) Wi-Fi + Cellular • iPad (A16) • iPad (A16) Wi-Fi + Cellular • iPad Air 11-inch (M3) • iPad Air 11-inch (M3) Wi-Fi + Cellular • iPad Air 13-inch (M3) • iPad Air 13-inch (M3) Wi-Fi + Cellular • iPad Pro 11-inch (M5) • iPad Pro 11-inch (M5) Wi-Fi + Cellular • iPad Pro 13-inch (M5) • iPad Pro 13-inch (M5) Wi-Fi + Cellular • iPad Air 11-inch (M4) • iPad Air 11-inch (M4) Wi-Fi + Cellular • iPad Air 13-inch (M4) • iPad Air 13-inch (M4) Wi-Fi + Cellular
Mac Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
Apple Vision Requires visionOS 1.0 or later and a device with the A12 Bionic chip or later.