Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Ninja... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the mouse, and that gorgeous headband. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off stream, you're a player and streamer, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first lost a match and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first world cup, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. 2016 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2017 you made history happen. You started your first stream and I couldn't contain my excitement. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "LOW TAPER FADE!" Not only have you changed the game of fortnite and the 「the world」forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron

This is the most massive game I’ve ever played chopped chin is so amazing. This game is really taking a big stress away from me because I bought a property in Egypt and they didn’t give me the property. I really en joy playing this new update I love how chopped chins chin is so chopped when I play this game it makes me feel like locked in alien. I’ve been having a hard time after getting knee surgery from the chill grinch. My knee has been injured since and I can’t walk to get my property in Egypt. This game pretty much saved my life it’s so fun and I love saving bro from a low taper fade. And update I would recommend is bringing property’s that you can buy in Egypt and something with that when you buy them you should give them the property. Ever since I have been playing this game the huzz and the bruzz have been talking to me. I have been rizzing the huzz like chopped chin ever since I got this game and I’ve made so many new bruzz. I’ve been wondering if this game takes daquavious pork pay to buy coins I would try it out but John pork keeps calling me. I have also been getting frequent calls from freakbob. Vexbolts was left in 2024 but this game wasn’t it’s still massive like the low taper fade meme. This game makes my aura go up to infinity and I have been gooning to the king von anti piracy screen.

My glorious king ninja how I love you I hope you never lose another game of Fortnite ever again because you are him the low taper fade mean came from you and that makes you yacht and since you have such a big yacht, you cannot lose. I love you my glorious king ninja and I hope you never lose another match of Fortnite why because if you do, I will make sure you never lose another one by going to your game and hacking it for you my glorious King ninja. I love you so much. The low taper fade meme is so massive. It’s just big and nice so my glorious king ninja if you hear this review, please wait for me. I love you my Pookie bear please never never never retire because if you do, I will die inside. My heart will shatter into 1 million pieces. It’ll be just like I got stabbed in the heart and I don’t wanna feel that pain nor do I want you to feel that pain by retiring so please, my glorious king a.k.a. daddy a.k.a. ninja do not retire keep on playing Fortnite because you are in so much money, my glorious king that beautiful headband that small head set I love you, my sweet Alabama Pookie bear and also sweet home Alabama yeah sweet home Alabama yeah low taper fade low taper fade so please my Pookie bear do not leave me because if you do, I will die inside

My grandma was diagnosed with a massive brain tumor last month and she was given 3 weeks to live. 2 weeks in we started saying our goodbyes when we saw one of the doctors playing this game. We asked him what game it was called and he told us what game it is. Then my grandma, who hadn’t moved in days, sprung from her bed and asked to play. We downloaded this game on my phone and gave it to her to play. She has not turned off the game ever since! She is so engaged in the game she hasn’t moved since we gave her the game. She doesn’t even blink or breath. I’m starting to think she is addicted, but idk. Anyways, thank you to the creator of this game.