Imagine not downloading critter clues. Imagine not having daily animal trivia. Imagine not being able to sleep at night because there's no fuel keeping the flame of your passion burning. Critter clues is my fuel. If you're an animal, I will guess you. Case closed. Do you want to be able to look your wife in the eyes again? Do you want the futile crusade of life to mean something to you again? Do you want to catch your own eye in the mirror without catching a glimpse of your own inner cowardace again? Critter clues.

I have been waging a heroic war against the plight of screen time with my kiddos, but this app is too good not to share with them! We’ve incorporated this app into our daily routine as the start of their homeschool sciences lessons. We use this app to grow their knowledge of animals and critters and they look forward to it every morning! It is a great way to learn more about the wonderful world of nature. 10/10 would recommend this app to all the moms out there!!

For my whole life I’ve always wanted to be a close-up magic performer for kids birthday parties. I’ve spent close to $20,000 of my parents retirement funds on all the coolest kits and outfits and decks of cards from airports and gas stations in a 3 hour radius of myself. I even got a an online certificate from the Criss Angel Academy of Illusions for a course that taught me how to do many of tricks, including but not limited to the sleeve gag, WHICH I am one of the top 400 in the nation at currently (subtle flex).So you can imagine my surprise when my dad barges into MY ROOM (his basement) and tells me that he’s going to sign me up for the Marines. I said, “Dad, I’m 37, the Marines won’t take me.” And he says, get this, “Either you’re going to the Marines or you’re getting kicked out.” I just scoffed at him and went back to practicing my Tech Deck skills for the tournament my best friend Andrew is hosting (I WILL win this year, Andrew!!!)Anywho, to separate the wheat from the chaff, my dad’s about to drop me off at the Marines office, and I was guessing what the animal was for Expert Explorer today. I got it in three tries, can you believe it??? Seriously, can you?Irregardless, I put my hand on my dads shoulder, looked him dead in the eyes and said, “Dad, I know you don’t always understand my choices, and I know you wanted me to be an exotic animal vet like you. But I wanna be a close up magician and vomit up frogs like David Blaine does. If you can’t accept that, I understand, but don’t do this.” And he said, “Don’t make this harder than it is. You’re gonna be a Marine, boy!” So I got out of the car, focused all of my chi into my hands, and shrank his car down to the size of a blueberry. He was trying to yell at me, but he sounded just like Alvin the Chipmunk! So I tied his car to a balloon and said, “An apple a day…” as he floated off into the sunset. Then under my breath, I said, “Shoot, I should’ve said ‘How’s that for a magic trick?’ or something like that.” And then he said, “I heard that!” And I said, “Dang it!”TLDR; This app is 10/10, can’t wait for the Monsters DLC.

Stumbled upon this game the other day and I am OBSESSED! I’ve got all my friends hooked already. The app is so user friendly and makes me feel less guilty about playing a game on my phone when I’m learning so much. Such a blast, I look forward to it everyday!