Brutal Weather: Thermometer

Rain Alarm & Funny Forecast

Only for iPhone

Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.

iPhone

New: Rain Alarm. A heads-up before the rain hits, written with the same brutal honesty as everything else. Plus a thermometer that tells it like it is. Weather that tells it like it is. Brutal Weather is a thermometer and forecast with attitude: the temperature right now, plus an honest, sarcastic one-liner about what is really going on outside. RAIN ALARM (PRO) Get a heads-up before the rain starts. Rain Alarm checks the next hour (minute by minute where available) and the hourly forecast, then warns you with a snarky notification. Choose the rain probability (30%, 50% or 70%) and set quiet hours so it never wakes you up. Checks run in the background when iOS allows, so an alert can arrive late or be missed. CHOOSE HOW RUDE IT GETS • Family Friendly: clean language for all ages • Mild Language: some strong language (Pro) • Brutal Honesty: no filter, full brutality (Pro) Time-Based Messages (Pro) change the tone for morning, afternoon, evening and night. THE THERMOMETER • Current temperature, feels like and humidity • Celsius / Fahrenheit toggle • A suggested action for the current weather • Gradients and particles that match the sky SNARKY WIDGETS Medium and large home screen widgets with the temperature, humidity and today's brutal take. MAKE IT YOURS (PRO) • Write your own weather messages for every condition • Custom color themes, or presets: Neon Vibes, Pastel Dreams, Earth Tones • Daily forecast and weather alert notifications • Up to 5 custom refresh times Available in English, Spanish, Portuguese, German, French, Italian, Dutch, Swedish and Japanese. No account. No ads. Weather data provided by Apple Weather. BRUTAL WEATHER PRO Brutal Weather Pro is an auto-renewing subscription, billed monthly or yearly at the price shown in the app. Payment is charged to your Apple ID when you confirm the purchase. The subscription renews automatically unless it is canceled at least 24 hours before the end of the current period. Manage or cancel it anytime in your Apple ID settings under Subscriptions. Terms of Use: https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/ Privacy Policy: https://orkhanalizade.github.io/brutalweather/privacy.html

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Brutal Weather 1.1 is a big one: • Rain Alarm (Pro): a heads-up before the rain starts, with quiet hours and your own rain probability • Now in 9 languages, brutal bits included • New Pro screen with monthly and yearly plans • Medium and large widgets with weather data attribution • More reliable background refresh at your custom times • Lots of fixes and polish

Version 1.1

The developer, Orkhan Alizada, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .

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    The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:

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Information

Seller
Orkhan Alizada
Size
12.8 MB
Category
Weather
Compatibility
Requires iOS 18.4 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 18.4 or later.
  • Mac
    Requires macOS 15.4 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
  • Apple Vision
    Requires visionOS 2.4 or later.
Languages
English and 8 more
  • English, Dutch, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Portuguese, Spanish, Swedish
Age Rating
13+
In-App Purchases
Yes
  • Annual Subscription $19.99
  • Monthly Subscription $2.99
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Copyright
© Orkhan Alizada
  • Privacy Policy

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