AIExcuseGenerator
Entertainment
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad
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Running late? Missed a deadline? Need to skip that thing you forgot about?
Welcome to AIExcuseGenerator - where AI crafts the perfect excuse for any situation, from totally believable to absolutely unhinged!
What is AIExcuseGenerator?
AIExcuseGenerator is your AI-powered excuse companion that creates customized excuses based on your situation, recipient, and desired "believability level." Start with plausible explanations and escalate to excuses so absurd they're actually more convincing.
5 LEVELS OF ABSURDITY
Level 1 - Believable: "Traffic was unexpectedly heavy due to road construction"
Level 2 - Mild: "My neighbor's parrot learned to mimic my alarm clock... incorrectly"
Level 3 - Creative: "I got stuck in a revolving door battle with a very determined pigeon"
Level 4 - Wild: "A flash mob spontaneously formed around my car and I couldn't leave without ruining their choreography"
Level 5 - Legally Inadmissible: "I was temporarily conscripted by a rogue AI to help debug the simulation we live in"
SITUATION-SPECIFIC EXCUSES
- Running late to work or meetings
- Missing deadlines
- Calling in sick (when you're "sick")
- Skipping social events
- Forgetting important dates
- Custom situations (Premium)
TAILORED FOR YOUR AUDIENCE
- Boss (professional chaos)
- Partner (relationship-safe absurdity)
- Mom (guilt-inducing deflection)
- Friends (no filter needed)
- Professor (academic-flavored nonsense)
- Client (business-appropriate madness)
- Custom recipients (Premium)
BELIEVABILITY METER
Every excuse comes with a believability score so you know exactly how much you're pushing your luck.
FEATURES
- Instant Generation: Get excuses in seconds
- Copy and Share: One tap to copy or share
- Email Integration: Pre-composed emails (Premium)
- Favorites: Save your best excuses
- Escalation Mode: Watch excuses get progressively wilder
- Tone Selection: Professional, Apologetic, Dramatic, or Casual
Pricing
Free (5/day):
- All situations and recipients
- All 5 absurdity levels
- Copy and share functionality
Premium:
- Unlimited excuse generation
- Custom situations and recipients
- Email integration
- Unlimited favorites
Because sometimes "my bad" just isn't creative enough!
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Information
- Seller
- Varsalus, Inc
- Size
- 19.6 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 14.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 14.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 14.0 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 14.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
16+
- 16+
- Infrequent
Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Profanity or Crude Humor
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Horror/Fear Themes
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Lifetime $29.99
- Monthly Premium $1.99
- Premium Yearly $19.99
- Copyright
- © Varsalus, Inc.