Before Nertz Royal, I was a drifting husk of a human wandering a grayscale world devoid of purpose. I had no direction, no joy, no competitive solitaire strategy to speak of. Then, I hit download.Suddenly flowers looked brighter, my coffee tasted stronger, and my credit score spontaneously jumped 200 points. I have transcended the mortal plane and unlocked the secrets of the universe through rapid-fire placement of digital cards. I have looked into the face of absolute simulated cardboard entertainment.It’s pretty fun for killing 5 minutes on the toilet.

So happy to finally have an app for nertz! My husband and I have been playing and we have noticed that within each game there’s usually one ace card that won’t allow us to place a 2 card on top. It has happened probably 6 times and we have only been playing for about a week. We tried to email the support address listed but it won’t deliver. Something that can be adjusted for an even better game would be to remove the three decorative cards at the bottom of the game. Then you can have more room to move cards amongst solitaire piles. As they get longer it’s harder to move them and see the cards.

In my 37.4 years of app / app technology reviewing… I have never come across such a perfect, delicious application. Folks, this is the grandest, most very fine, app I have ever dreamt of. What can’t it do?! With this application I have enhanced my vitality, developed key strategies for my economical and personal life, had life altering epiphanies (just to scratch the surface). I mean fellas…. Really… download this app yesterday. Thank me now, thank me later, thank me, just thank me. It’s that simple, hit DOWNLOAD

I love nertz it makes me so happy thank you so much Jaxon and Nicole for making this app this is so awesome