69 Minutes

Close the ads and Survive.

Free · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.

Popup ads are attacking your GPS. Your Uber driver needs directions. You have 69 minutes. Good luck. You're in an Uber. Your phone shows the route. The ride is 69 minutes long. Then the popup ads start. 69 Minutes is a chaotic casual game where your phone's GPS navigation is under attack by popup ads. Your job: close the ads before they block your screen AND give your driver the correct turn-by-turn directions at every intersection. Sounds simple? It's not. CLOSE THE ADS Ads pop up over your map nonstop, and each type closes differently: - Banner ads — tap the X - Popup windows — find the REAL X (one of two is fake) - Swipe ads — swipe to dismiss, tapping does nothing - Video ads — wait 3 seconds for the skip button - Scam ads — find the tiny hidden X while avoiding the giant "CLAIM NOW" trap - Full-screen takeovers — wait for them to disappear. Tap the wrong button? More ads spawn. Miss the X? The ad stays forever. GIVE DIRECTIONS Every few seconds your driver asks "Which way?" You have 5 seconds to read the map through the chaos and pick Left, Straight, or Right. Pick wrong? 5 ads instantly flood your screen. Run out of time? 7 ads. Your driver will also roast you. SURVIVE THE RIDE Your ride is 69 minutes. The ETA counts down just like Google Maps. Survive the full trip to win. Most players don't make it past 10 minutes. As you progress, ads spawn faster, close buttons get smaller, fake buttons get sneakier, and your driver gets angrier. FEATURES - Google Maps-style navigation background - Unique ad types with different close mechanics - Turn-by-turn direction system with countdown timer - 50+ hilarious parody ads ("Your left elbow could be worth THOUSANDS") - Angry driver commentary ("My grandma navigates better than this") - Combo scoring with multipliers - Special events: Ad Storms, Premium Trials, Billboard Bosses - High score tracking and achievements - Escalating difficulty that goes from manageable to absolute chaos Free to play. Yes, it contains real ads. We are aware of the irony.

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The developer, Philip Aerbo Hendriksen, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .

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Information

Seller
  • Philip Aerbo Hendriksen
Size
  • 31.5 MB
Category
  • Casual
Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
  • iPad
    Requires iPadOS 15.1 or later.
  • iPod touch
    Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
  • Mac
    Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
  • Apple Vision
    Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
Languages
  • English
Age Rating
9+
  • 9+
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  • Infrequent
    Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
    Profanity or Crude Humor

    Contains
    Advertising
Copyright
  • © Philip Aerbo Hendriksen
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