Lazy Gaffer

Fair Teams. Fast.

Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.

Free 14 day trial. Six categories to rate your squad, then just one tap to pick two perfectly balanced teams week after week after week. You love your weekly game. But you don't love the arguments before a ball's even been kicked. Lazy Gaffer fixes that in seconds. Rate every player across six categories, hit Generate Teams, and the app splits the group fairly. No arguments, no deliberation, no drama. Players change though, maybe Psycho's legs have gone, or The Cat's reflexes haven't been the same since Christmas. Simple, just update their ratings at any time. Keep the squad data accurate, and the teams stay fair, week after week after week. Terms of Use: https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/

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    Seller
    Gary Neill
    Size
    14 MB
    Category
    Sports
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 16.6 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 16.6 or later.
    • iPad
      Requires iPadOS 16.6 or later.
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 13.5 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    • Apple Vision
      Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
    Languages
    English
    Age Rating
    4+
    In-App Purchases
    Yes
    • Lazy Gaffer Lifetime $7.99
    • Lazy Gaffer Annual $1.99
    Copyright
    © 2026 Gary Neill Limited