New: a companion. A sloth. It watches along and has short opinions — unsolicited, no advice. And the app switches tabs without first pausing to think. That’s all I’m saying. Nothing achieved today. Target exceeded.

Clearer comparisons in your daily breakdown: every line now has an info button with a traffic light — green for sourced facts, yellow for rough estimates from the LazyScore Estimation Service, gray for pure punchlines. Tap for source, context, or methodology. No more fake links — just more honest satire.

LazyScore 2.0 turns fitness logic around more clearly: three rings start full, and movement drains them. It also brings new editorial copy, insights, and a consistent experience across iPhone and Apple Watch. Your HealthKit data is processed on device. Nothing achieved. Target exceeded.

So apparently some achievement hints on Apple Watch were just… broken. Not mysterious. Not poetic. Just raw code, like someone forgot to finish the sentence. We fixed the missing hints, added a backup when one goes missing, and shortened a few lines so they actually fit on a wrist - a radical concept in wearable technology. Bottom line: The clues work now. Your horizontal lifestyle remains fully supported.

Less chrome. More couch. The app finally matches the lifestyle. Look, we cleaned up Side Remarks — because apparently resting still needs footnotes, a character sheet, and something called a Field Report card you can send to friends. (Who are these friends? We don’t judge.) We added little info buttons for the jargon, moved the footnotes to the end like a real overreaction, and made the share cards look like they belong on a phone — not a fax machine from 1987. Oh, and we removed those floating titles at the top of every screen. You already have a tab bar. We’re not gonna label the room you’re standing in.

The Overinterpretation Report finally has real numbers. Before: 0% - not wrong, just… aggressively unhelpful. Now: days, averages, even a trend line. On Apple Watch, the jokes don’t read like truncated texts anymore. More charts, less void. You’re still lazy. The report just stopped pretending otherwise.

LazyScore 1.4 - systems, not just copy. New: Situation moments when your data contradicts itself. Not a diagnosis. Just the honest note that two plausible versions of you may have been present today. In Insights: Open interpretation cases. LazyScore makes an initial reading - then revises it, contradicts itself, or gives up tired. Without ever finding the truth. In the gallery: Contradictory discoveries stay visible. Neither has to be right. Apple Watch: Gallery rebuilt - longer titles readable, no more broken line breaks. Plus: fixes for contradictory comparison text and a data-aware side remarks report.

Side Remarks: the unnecessary report nobody ordered. Swipe. Laugh. Stay down. Optional like a nap in the afternoon.

Little bug hunt success: One last review button was still hiding lazily on the couch. We found it, gently nudged it, and sent it back to work. The three-day message now reliably opens the App Store review page.

Small update for even more couch comfort: The "Rate App" button in Settings now reliably opens the App Store review page. Rate without standing up — finally.