ExcuseOurMinds
Pick a mind. Expect nonsense.
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Not your usual AI app: just chaotic personalities, weird perspectives, and replies that make no sense in the best way.
ExcuseOurMinds is not your usual AI app.
It will not help you become more productive, fix your schedule, or unlock your full potential. Frankly, it is far more interested in reacting badly, dramatically, sarcastically, or absurdly to whatever nonsense you throw at it.
This is a chat app powered by a cast of chaotic AI personalities, each with their own voice, attitude, and very questionable way of seeing the world.
One judges you with dry affection.
One turns every tiny inconvenience into a full theatrical collapse.
One always has the answer, even when nobody asked.
One is pure chaos with excellent confidence.
And that is only the beginning.
The point is not to get the perfect answer.
The point is to pick a mind, say something ridiculous, and see what kind of unhinged energy comes back.
Why people open ExcuseOurMinds:
• To laugh at silly problems
• To see the same situation through wildly different personalities
• To chat with characters that actually feel distinct
• To open something fun when everything else on their phone feels the same
Every mind has its own tone, its own rhythm, and its own brand of nonsense. Some are dramatic. Some are sarcastic. Some are strangely wise. Some should probably not have access to your problems at all.
Whether you want fake authority, elegant judgment, chaotic confidence, existential cat commentary, or a completely unnecessary overreaction, there is a mind for that.
ExcuseOurMinds is built for entertainment. It is weird on purpose, unpredictable by design, and much more interested in being memorable than sensible.
Pick a mind. Expect nonsense.
Ratings & Reviews
- This app hasn’t received enough ratings or reviews to display an overview.
Minor update
The developer, Alan Poggetti, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Used to Track You
The following data may be used to track you across apps and websites owned by other companies:
- Identifiers
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Identifiers
- Diagnostics
Accessibility
The developer has not yet indicated which accessibility features this app supports. Learn More
Information
- Seller
- Alan Poggetti
- Size
- 21.5 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 18.6 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 18.6 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 15.6 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
English and 5 more
- English, French, German, Italian, Portuguese, Spanish
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Contains
Advertising
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- VIP Pass $3.99
- Copyright
- © Copyright (c) 2026 Alan Poggetti. All rights reserved.