Squash the Beef!

Social Networking

Only for iPhone

Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.

iPhone

Has someone in your life done something to annoy you? Are you willing to forgive them - for a small price? File a beef make them pay up to Squash the Beef! Tiny stuff piles up. The dishes. The forgotten birthday. The trip flake. Squash the Beef gives you a way to actually do something about it: put a price on it, send it to your friend, see what they do. Your group chat ignored your birthday. Someone didn't pull their weight on the trip. Not worth a real fight, but worth something. File a beef. Name a dollar amount. Watch what happens next. HOW IT WORKS 1. File a beef Pick a friend. Describe what happened. Attach a small amount — $5 to $20. 2. They choose They can Squash it (pay your price), Peace Offering (counter with a lower amount and an optional message), or Decline (and nothing happens — no penalty, no deadline, no pressure). 3. Move on The beef gets a receipt. The money changes hands. Everyone goes back to being friends with one fewer thing to carry around. WHAT MAKES IT SQUASH THE BEEF • Voluntary. Always. No one can make you pay, and there are no consequences for saying no. • Small by design. Bounties are capped so this stays petty social banter — not rent, not debts, not serious money. • Peace offerings. If someone's ask feels too high, counter with a lower amount. Negotiate up to three rounds before it expires. • Reports, blocking, and a real person reviewing abuse reports. Harassment is a banning offense. • Payments via Stripe through Apple Pay. Industry-standard security. We never see your card details. SQUASH PRO Your first beef is free. If you want to file more, Squash Pro unlocks: • Unlimited beefs • Bounties up to $50 • More counter-offer flexibility • Custom receipt styles for sharing $4.99 / month or $49.99 / year. 7-day free trial. Cancel anytime in Settings. WHO THIS IS FOR College friends. Roommates. Couples. Group chats that spend too much time rehashing small slights. Anyone who'd rather put a number on it and move on than carry a grudge into next week. 17+. U.S. only at launch. Privacy-first: we never upload your contacts, never track you across apps, never sell your data. Questions? support@squashthebeef.net Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/ Privacy Policy: https://squashthebeef.net/privacy

Ratings & Reviews

  • 5.0
    out of 5
    2 Ratings

More free squashes! Your first 3 squashes are now on us — plenty of room to settle petty beefs before you ever hit Pro. Also: clearer payout timing so you always know when your money's landing.

Version 1.0.2

The developer, Mike Raab, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .

  • Data Linked to You

    The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:

    • Purchases
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Information

Seller
  • E is for E Ventures, LLC
Size
  • 23.2 MB
Category
  • Social Networking
Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
  • Mac
    Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
  • Apple Vision
    Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
Languages
  • English
Age Rating
16+
In-App Purchases
Yes
Copyright
  • © 2026 Squash the Beef
  • Privacy Policy

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