Almost Enlightened
Entertainment
Only for iPhone
$1.99 · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Climb the ladder of impossible wisdom in a strange, funny meditation game where every answer is judged by a suspicious master.
Almost Enlightened is a surreal wisdom game about interpretation, patience, and confidently misunderstanding everything.
Each round, the Master offers a strange saying. Type your interpretation, submit it, and see whether the ladder approves, objects, or merely squints. Your answers move you up or down the rungs while the game tracks your progress, hints, and the Records of Almost.
Part puzzle, part comedy, part tiny enlightenment simulator, Almost Enlightened invites you to keep climbing even when the wisdom makes no sense.
Features:
Interpret absurd sayings from the Master
Climb through trials, steps, and rungs
Use hints when wisdom becomes too suspicious
See playful judgments based on your answer
Save your progress as you continue the ascent
Review past missteps in Records of Almost
The path is unclear. The ladder is questionable. Continue anyway.
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Information
- Seller
- Chappinc
- Size
- 57.9 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- Copyright
- © Chapp Inc. 2026
