Tariff Tycoon
Roguelike regime survival sim
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Every day a new mad decree. 110% tariff on avocados to protect the guacamole reserve? Survive it, profit from it, or burn it all down. Free, endlessly replayable.
You run a small business. The Chairman runs the country. Today he decreed a 110% tariff on avocados to protect the national guacamole reserve.
Welcome to the Republic of Libertania, where the rules change every morning and the only law that lasts is "the Family gets paid."
Tariff Tycoon is a run-based satirical tycoon game, equal parts political comedy, white-knuckle survival, and number-go-up empire builder. Outlast the regime's daily madness, get rich, and decide how it all ends.
— EVERY DAY, A NEW DECREE —
A slot-machine reel locks in a fresh, absurd law. Hundreds of thousands of
combinations mean no two runs ever read alike (yes, they're
screenshot-worthy). Then you choose how to survive it:
• COMPLY — play nice, cool the Heat
• SMUGGLE — break the rules, raise the Heat
• CALL THE FAMILY — buy a paid exemption
• RESIST — defy them publicly for Reputation
Every option shows its exact cost before you tap. No surprises — just
consequences.
— BUILD YOUR EMPIRE —
Climb from Vendor to Storefront to Importer to Conglomerate to Oligarch. Open outlets, stock warehouses, unlock higher-value goods, and juggle four meters at once: Cash, Heat, Favor, and Reputation.
— BUY OFF THE REGIME —
Bribe your way into the inner circle. Put the Heir, the First Daughter, the Son-in-Law, the Loyalist General, and the Press Secretary on your payroll — each a perk with an upside and a catch. Loyalty has a price. So does everything else.
— THREE WAYS OUT —
Every empire ends. The only question is how YOU leave:
• FLEE with the cash and vanish before sunrise
• SELL OUT for a permanent seat at the table
• Bankroll the OPPOSITION and topple the whole rotten thing
Go bankrupt or let the Heat max out, and you'll be Seized instead. Either way,
every run ends with a shareable tabloid front-page obituary and a place in
the Hall of Infamy.
— ONE MORE RUN —
• Quick, snackable runs built for "just one more"
• Endlessly replayable, the decrees never repeat
• Three businesses, three difficulty modes, and a Crackdown ladder for when
you want the regime to fight dirty
• Deadpan satire with no real names, just a regime that feels familiar
Free to play. One optional purchase, Oligarch Edition ($2.99), unlocks Sandbox mode, Endless Reign, and a calmer regime for when you just want to build. No ads. No other purchases.
Get rich while the regime runs wild. Flee, sell out, or bring it all down.
A WORK OF SATIRE. The Republic of Libertania, the Chairman, the Family, and all characters and events are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, nations, governments, parties, or companies is coincidental and intended as broad political satire.
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Information
- Seller
- Spencer Bradkin
- Size
- 22.3 MB
- Category
- Strategy
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 17.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Oligarch Edition $2.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Spencer Bradkin
