Tooter - Fart Tracker
Analyze and share your toots
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
For too long, your greatest works have gone unrecorded. Unscored. Unappreciated. Tooter is here to change that.
Tooter is the world's first serious* fart-tracking platform: a dignified home for recording, analyzing, archiving, and sharing your most impressive emissions. (*Not actually serious.)
RECORD YOUR TOOT
Tap one big red button and let it rip. A live power meter and real-time waveform capture every nuance, while a supportive on-screen coach gently reminds you: don't strain yourself. Safety first.
IMPORT A TOOT
Caught a legendary one elsewhere? Import any audio clip and run it through the full analysis suite. No moment of greatness left behind.
TRIM YOUR TOOT
Drag the handles to clip the perfect take. Preview your selection, shave off the awkward run-up, and isolate the masterpiece before committing it to science.
THE COURIC SCALE
This is where the magic happens. Every toot is measured across five rigorous metrics: Duration, Peak Power, Average Power, Variance, and Burst Count. From that data, Tooter calculates your official score from 0 to 10 on the Couric Scale.
Climb the ranks from a humble "Squeak" all the way to the mythical "Legendary Detonation," passing through tiers like the mighty "Mega Blaster" along the way. Every score arrives with an honest, heartfelt critique. ("Powerful and commanding. Respect the blast.")
FART ARCHIVE
Your personal catalog of recorded greatness. Every toot neatly filed, timestamped, and ready to revisit whenever you need a little pick-me-up.
DAILY STREAK
Consistency separates the amateur from the artist. Keep your streak alive, one toot a day.
SHARE YOUR FINEST
Greatness is meant to be shared. Send your top-rated toots to friends, family, group chats, and everyone who didn't ask.
READ THE WHITEPAPER
For the academically inclined, Tooter includes a full scientific whitepaper detailing the methodology behind the Couric Scale. Peer review pending.
A WORD ON ADS
Most apps charge you to remove ads. Tooter is not most apps. Our optional in-app purchase lets you ACTIVATE them, because choice is a beautiful thing and so are our advertising partners. Entirely optional. Gloriously unnecessary.
Tooter is built for all ages. The humor is mild, the comedy is gentle, and the methane is plentiful.
Created with love and methane by Machinaut Studios.
Download Tooter, catalog and share your finest farts, and claim your place in the Hall of Fame. Greatness is in the air.
Ratings & Reviews
THE TROPHY CASE IS OPEN
152 achievements. You're welcome.
ONE FOR EVERY AD
Sit through the entire yoga commercial? Trophy.
Tap the bean conglomerate's banner? Trophy.
ONE FOR EVERY RANK
Squeak through Legendary Detonation, all ten, plus one for completing the taxonomy. The Division is pleased.
21 HIDDEN ONES
Now stop reading and get tooty!
The developer, Machinaut Studios LLC, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Collected
The developer does not collect any data from this app.
Accessibility
The developer has not yet indicated which accessibility features this app supports. Learn More
Information
- Seller
- Machinaut Studios LLC
- Size
- 106.6 MB
- Category
- Lifestyle
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 13.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 13.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 13.0 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 13.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Frequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Unlock Ads $4.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Machinaut Studios LLC
